argh! they are invading our planet!...they don't stop coming do they?!
these pesky little insects that only appear when it rains heavily....
armed with her newly acquired lethal weapon...B.G...also known as BAYGON [All Insect Killer...Fast Knockdown and Long Lasting Action]..she slowly creeps up to them and sprays a lethal dose on each of them! hur hur...
every now and then she'll decide to spare their lives...by catching them by their wings and releasing them out of the window or the door...
but alas...these insolent little creatures do not know how precious life is...they fly right back through the doors of the BAYGON chamber...
"so...you really are seeking death aren't ya? well...to hell with you then..."..and so...one by one...they receive their delicious dose of BAYGON!
after killing about a dozen of them...guilt and compassion starts to set in...n she decides to spare the lives of the next few that wander into the gas chamber...but...they do not know their limits! they attempt to molest GOOD-LUCK BEAR! how dare they!?
too bad for u...u idiotic things...ur lives will not be spared! didn't ur mama teach ya not to mess with good-luck bear?!.... pssssssssssttttttttt......
....and they get bolder and bolder each time...the next one enters the wonderfully scented air wick container..and gets itz retarded self caught in the beautiful aqua gel...destroying that beautiful piece of art...
...another attempts to climb up her leg...and loses all it's wings in her powerful hands(HAHA)...
...and of course the most idiotic of the lot attempts suicide by crawling under the magnificent cool ridge bottle and squashes itself to death...
brainless insects.....!!!
....wait a min...all of a sudden, the insect buster's feeling kinda woozy.....damn.....not only does BAYGON kill flying and crawling insects...it also kills humans when used in huge amounts......
...........................SHIT...........................
som's driving me nuts...but i'm finally done with my wonderful composition! i'm definite that i can be the next mozart, or beethoven, or mahler, or wagner, or whoever else...hoho...
Saturday, November 20, 2004
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