prankster paradise

some pranks we played in the office (which sparked off an addiction to playing pranks in the office...shit bad karma..bad karma)

Prank #1: Operation drive car into dead end
On April Fool's day, daph and i wanted to remove a tyre from char's car..but then we decided that, that was too evil, so we changed the plan to removing one tyre and replacing it with a spare, and see how long it takes before she realises that one tyre has a black hub cap while the rest have silver ones....

1 hr later, we decided that it was too troublesome..so..we 'stole' her keys from her bag and sneaked downstairs (dragged cind along of course) while she was in the toilet, and we drove her car into a dead end. daph then used her own car to block char's and cind video-ed e entire prank! it was freaking hilarious...especially when we got caught by her at level one (while we were on the way out to remove the tyres off one of the manager's bicycle) and were dumbfounded when she asked where did we come from and what were we doing...haha!

unfortunately, the prank failed, because some dumbass drove his car away and she managed to escape. SIGH...


Prank #2: Operation find red bike. Remove tyres.

This failed, because we couldn't find the bicycle. Zzzzzzz.....


Prank #3: Operation wreck desktop.

This was a partial success. Heh!

While daph and char 'kidnapped' CJ for a supposed smoke break..i did a print screen of her desktop, set it as her wallpaper, and hid the desktop icons...so she had static icons on her laptop. haha...and she obviously did not realise it, because CJ's known for being blur! she didn't realise until a long time later, coz someone went up to her to ask about some .zip file on purpose. after clicking on the icons for like a million times..she got frustrated and said.."aiya! hang la! later then try!", and went back to her work...while the rest of us were squatting behind the wall of her cubicle and laughing our heads off..haha...

she only found out at the end of the day, because our manager gave the game away..but of course she got scolded by the rest of us for letting the cat out of the bag.



Now that all of us are hooked onto playing pranks, my supervisor has already taught of a new one and has already chosen the victims. We are just waiting for a good opportunity to execute the prank...HEH!

After having lugged my friggin heavy work laptop around for 9 months, i have finally upgraded to a super light laptop! yay! yay! yippee! yay! i can also finally connect to the wireless network in my house and work infront of the tv, instead of sitting on the staircase landing at the dusty computer table in the sweltering heat...all because i need the lan-cable to connect to the intranet.

Ok ...enough of all these stupid IT terms and rejoicing because with my kind of luck in IT, i am sure to jinx all these things with my rejoicing, and everything will just die on me when i least expect them to. BAH!

Anyhow..damn sad. My whole family's going to bkk and pataya next week without me. wtf. i have been appointed the caretaker for the period that they are gone, and i have to watch over the maid and the house (as though it can run away...). sure i'll do a good job...O_O..just look how widely opened my eyes are! and even sadder...i am not going to eastern europe anymore because my sister can't get her leave...BOOOHOOOHOOO! (p.s. pang pang! looks like we are not fated to meet over there *sob*)

alright. time to go back to powerpoint charts, excel sheets and more deployment stuff. zzzzz...

yet another viral infection. this time in the intestines. sounds horrid doesn't it? but actually it's just tons of shitting/farting and having a fever. before this was the virus infection in the upper airway. maybe it's all part and parcel of working in an IT (computer) firm..the whole virus attack thing ya know? hur hur. ok bad joke.

spent the last 2 days at home lying in bed, or sitting on the t-bowl..and of course...not forgetting farting a million times. gross. well i did something stupid on sunday night. have you ever fallen sick after suffering from constipation for a few days? well, initially i thought the fever and bodyache thing was caused by the lack of discharge of toxic body waste, hence i took some laxatives with the paracetamol, and tried to solve the whole problem. but instead of getting better, it got worse..because i was actually suffering from what's supposed to be a more serious form of diarrhoea...so of course laxatives+diarrhoea=die on t-bowl.

talk about stupidity. sigh.

shit..work is getting to me again. grrrrrrrrr...and to think i was just saying that things were getting better...bah...

OTs...Late nights...and unfinished work before sleep.

Got a 7 page chart waiting early tmr morning all because the damn server could not deliver a simple email from the intern to me. Now i can't sleep in peace. crap shit.

and in other matters...i'm beginning to feel like i am talking to space.