look what peach bought me...........

a close up...
chicken little PEZ bonbons dispenser! so cute right?! thanks! although chicken little looks decapitated...haha

went to check out the balcony bar at heeren yest...very nice deco..very nice drinks..but..wah lau....the seats cannot be anymore uncomfortable la...i almost fell off the bar seats five times! and i think it can be a leetle warm there..
we tried to enter the bar from the lower level but the host told us to "stand over there and make a semi-circle and go up the stairs behind"...so..mok mok almost took one step back and form a semi-circle..while the rest of us were ?????-ing coz we were wondering what semi-circle?! kok...why couldn't she just say oh..you have to go to the stairs behind to get to the bar...-_-"





that's the three of them with their lemon melon jelly cocktail, strawberry magherita (that came melted and half full...we wonder why...hahah) and sour apple magherita (which wasn't sour at all) and i had a watermelon strawberry magherita..BUT...my pic is not here..coz it's damn ugs..haha

at this auspicious hour of 4a.m. i shall i post a very nice pic of my life's good...a pic of her being totally wasted after clubbing in sydney...because...many months back...she posted a pic of me being concussed on the couch in pete's house! grrrrr...haha! the pic's a courtesy of cherilyn all the way from sydney...who was afraid to lie on the bed next to my life's good coz she was going to puke any minute!

world's lousiest drinker

which reminds me..about a month back...a group of us went to zouk together (that same time when i spouted all that nonsense to jin on the phone..)and life's good had one flamming lamborghini and one shot of i dunno what...and she was woozy for the entire night. after zouk we all had supper at five star chicken rice at river valley, and after sharing the chicken rice with me..she couldn't take it anymore..so she rushed to the dustbin behind to puke. jin went to check on her and guess what the kok said??

jin: are you ok?
hob: *puke* since i puked everything out...can i not pay for the chicken rice???
jin: WHAT!!!!! hahahhahahahhaha

life's good...you are a really a kok alright...and you are the worst drinker on earth! and..have fun in aussie land! i will singtel sms u! haha

p.s. complain about my room some more and you are not allowed home!

iPod gadgets

yay! my bahasa's over..that marks the end of my bahasa indonesia learning journey..i think i've had enough...ok maybe if i didn't have to take tests and exams i don't really mind studying further? haha...anyway..this entry is about all the ipod gadgets that have popped up in recent times...and they just get more and more amusing....


iTrip by Griffin Technology:
i'm sure everyone has heard about this little wonderful gadget here...i know of numerous people who have one (sadly i don't..because i still haven't gotten the chance to drive the car alone...hence i have no need for one!) and it's just utterly amazing how you can sync your ipod with your fm stereos (house, car blah blah blah)..ok this is really old..so if you have never heard of it...one word for you...SUAKU!


iPod fM stereo tuners by Belkin:
this is the cheaper alternative of the iTrip by Belkin and Monster and many other brands i.e. some kok china brand. they are relatively good too...in fact sometimes even better than the iTrip in terms of clarity and syncing is easier with them...they give you like a few stations that you can sync to..whereas the iTrip has to be synced to errm...i think 89 pt something fM or it has to be programmed to sync with other channels...but of course aesthetic wise...they lose out...

so anyway...i was checking out my iPod shop brochures and whatever that i get in my email...and i noticed this new gadget ..i dunno how new it is...but i've never seen it before it was promoted in the latest brochure. so i stared at it for the longest time and thought to myself..who in the world still uses a casette tape?! ok...i know m'sia still sells casette tapes..because i couldn't stop laughing at them when i was in KL...but anyway...that's not the point. so i go on to read the description of this gadget and it says

• Pops right into your car's cassette deck to play music from your iPod®.
• Spring - loaded cassette head helps maintain contact with cassette player's head for clear sound.
• 40" cord so you can rest your iPod® where you want it
• 24k gold-plated contacts resist corrossion for maxium signal transfer

????? i know it had something to do with putting the cassette into the player....but errr how does it sync the iPod with the stereo? then i went to www.monstercable.com to check it out...and then ....


Monster iCar Play Casette:

wah! what in the world?! this thing is amazing! there's a cord to connect the iPod with the monstercable cassette...which you put into the cassette player and then you press play on both sides and then your iPod gets synced with your car stereo! and it's the cheapest...38 bucks! budden right...whose car still has a casette player? mine doesn't already...

iPod remote control:

anyway lazy me thinks i wanna save up for this...because i hardly use my iPod... coz when i sync it to my hifi in my room i have to get up from my bed to erm...change the song or whatever..haha but then again...it seems like a waste of money...actually...i think it is..hmmmmmm...

hilarious contortion of names of bands and artists that i've heard from people (some said by friends, some by other ppl's friends and erm...some myself..haha):

• sardona = sadako
• perfect plan = simple plan
• kylie magnet = kylie minogue
• galvanized brothers = chemical brothers
• foo for fighters = five for fighting?? foo fighters??
• julie roger = julia roberts
• boychone = boyzone
• bananamama = bananarama

more..

• linkin bizkit = linkin park and limp bizkit

green ones are the correct version!

it has been...

TWENTY FOUR degrees celcius

for the entire day

my air con is not on

my fan is on and the window's opened

i have ice cubes for feet and hands...who likes the feel of cold feet on them? come find me..hehe

i can't write coz my hands are numb from the cold

now who said there's no winter in Singapore?!

yay...if this goes on...and the temp drops further...we can all take out our winter clothing and there will be snow! ...........SIAO

0359 and my phone rings twice...i pick it up and find that i've received two smses...i open my inbox..and start reading the sms..and it starts updating itself everything five seconds..and i can't continue reading the damn thing! after a full min...the updating stops..and it appears that i've received a six smses long sms..haha...and then i wonder..who's so free to send me so many smses?! then i realise...it's none other than my bf! i must say...it's the sweetest thing to receive at 4am in the morning when u're just sitting here rotting and waiting for food to arrive and for something more exciting than exams to happen.... this was what the sms said...

"Hey gal...i was juz lookG at d wonderful foto album u made 4 my 20th bdae. Seeing how we've 'metamorphosized' (obviously a sign that she's been studying for her sci exams..haha!) frm primary sch kids to young ladies now,& thkG back of d times we shared reali made me fortunate & proud to tell others dat i've kept a fren lyk u for 11years! Its incredible reali,even when my sis's ex-PL lite fren saw d album on my table, she was shocked to noe dat we noe each other. Even thou we seem 2 spend less & less time tgt, but juz wanna let u noe dat u'l alwaz be my best fren of best fren. Im v.confident dat our frenship wil be everlastingly strong! i'v been thkG abt which fren to b her bridesmaid, & now i noe its gona be YOU! I wana be yr bridesmaid k? If i get married 1st, i wan u 2 b my bridesmaid, speciali reserve 4 u liao! Hehe..Anw lastly,besides sayG tt dis is d LONGEST sms i'v ever type,oso wana let u noe how blessed i m 2 haf u as my fren.Love u alwaz & thank u for being dere.. =)"


haha..isn't it just damn sweet? i couldn't stop smiling to myself after i read it :) so..i tried to beat her by typing a six smses long sms too...but then i lost...i was many words short...ok childish...but anyway...quite confused...who is the her whom i'm gonna be a bridesmaid to? hmmm..i forgot to ask..haha...sigh...where's my food..i'm hungry :(

anyhow..wanna see how bimbotic studying can make u? check out this conversation..btw my RP and i...


»THMC«(THC³) hil- (swizzledrizzle.blogspot.com) - i cant sleep.... says:
my exams honey

»THMC«(THC³) hil- (swizzledrizzle.blogspot.com) - i cant sleep.... says:
are all on e 28th

»THMC«(THC³) hil- (swizzledrizzle.blogspot.com) - i cant sleep.... says:
hahahaha

»THMC«(THC³) hil- (swizzledrizzle.blogspot.com) - i cant sleep.... says:
n 1st la...on tat day can we PLS GO OUT

saltz says:
haha

saltz says:
omg honey

saltz says:
how many exams on the 28th?!

saltz says:
i have like 6 days break till my next exam

saltz says:
of course honey

saltz says:
of course we will go out on the 1st

saltz says:
i read ppl's blog abt what orchard road looks like now ah

saltz says:
theni think to myself

saltz says:
"what is orchard road?? never heard of such a place man..."

saltz says:
hahahhahah

»THMC«(THC³) hil- (swizzledrizzle.blogspot.com) - i cant sleep.... says:
ur kiddinnnnn

»THMC«(THC³) hil- (swizzledrizzle.blogspot.com) - i cant sleep.... says:
hunny...orchard road is the most famous street in new york

»THMC«(THC³) hil- (swizzledrizzle.blogspot.com) - i cant sleep.... says:
rite?

»THMC«(THC³) hil- (swizzledrizzle.blogspot.com) - i cant sleep.... says:
haha

»THMC«(THC³) hil- (swizzledrizzle.blogspot.com) - i cant sleep.... says:
bah..5am jokes

saltz says:
are u serious?! i thought it was like a place in maybe the oc?

saltz says:
i mean orange county yeah? isn't it where there are lots of orchards with oranges growing in them?

saltz says:
shldn't orchard road be there huns?

saltz says:
damn...we damn bimb la......

saltz says:
haha

»THMC«(THC³) hil- (swizzledrizzle.blogspot.com) - i cant sleep.... says:
ahahahahaa

it's winter time in singapore!!but of course...the cool weather comes with a price..that is..rain and thunderstorm...and as i type..it's drizzling out there. i just stuck my finger out of the window..and hmm..the temperature is approximately 26-28degrees right now...do u trust the temperature told by my themometer-of-a-finger? haha..anyway..it's really cold these days.in fact i can't decide which is colder..my aircon that's set at 25degrees..or the outside temperature. i had a hard time deciding between leaving the aircon on and studying with my hands,feet and brain in a freezed-up state...or opening the window and turning on the fan instead,to study in a condition whereby the humidity of the atmosphere is at 101%. well...i settled for the aircon in the end...and to warm myself up..i just took a 2omins long hot shower..and now i'm sitting here in my warm tee and track pants...like as though it's really winter time..HAHA!

tomorrow marks the start of the exams period for me...my first paper - cities in transition. in four hours time...i have to be tucked in bed and in a deep sleep..because i want to wake up with a clear mind!

so..since monday afternoon, i've been stuck in this hole that i call my hostel..and i've only left the grounds of pgp twice - once to study in sch with elaine and another to go to the lib to zap my readings. the only other places that i've been to are the pgp canteens...and the foyer to collect the meh-donalds breakfast(oh! the meh-donalds delivery thing is really quite a good idea!).human interaction level is at it's all time low - the only other human being i see everyday is cootie....and i really feel like as though i've been cut off from all forms of civilisation.

my days are spent in such a manner..i wake up at 4pm and i read a little..then i have dinner at around 7pm. i come back to my room to watch tong xing yuan (that crappy show) till 8pm..then i read a little or take a half hr nap..and then at 10 i watch yummy yummy! then from 11pm onwards.. i start my reading again (which by the way proceeds at a very slow speed)...and i chat online once in a while..then at around 5am i order macs breakfast and cootie and i rejoice when the delivery man arrives..we gobble down the food..and i continue to study till 7am..which is when i will go on msn to find a msg with nudge from my flen harry who is the only person alive at that insane hour (that's coz he's in uk)..and we chat till 8am..then i go to sleep..and then the cycle repeats itself the next day...my whole whatever cycle cannot be more screwed up than this already! hah!

ah sadness...meems and kunies have left for melly-borny..and so i have no one to play showdown with anymore...or no one to occassionally msn me with the msg.. "YOU BETTER BE STUDYING HARD!". next week my 'life's good' is gonna leave for aussie land too....blah...i wish i was over there playing too instead of sitting here studying for the eggsams. but never mind...soon it'll be my turn to leave this place too!

if you've been reading my blog all along...you would have read my past entries about karma..and about how i really quite believe in it...well...you always see me posting all the kok stuff that my friends say but hardly any that's said by me right..that's because i'm always careful..haha but..well i've had my retribution..and i've been 'shamed' on jin's blog...haha...ok i was supposed to post this a long time ago...but i keep forgetting...so to be fair to all that i've made fun of on my blog...i shall post it...taken off jin's blog...me=jin and salt= me of course -_-"

this happened like..err...2 weeks back when jin called me in the afternoon while i was napping and we were supposed to go to zouk later that night...

me: sian hua! tonight must pay! 23 dollars!
salt: (in a sleepy tone) huh?? why must?? no need la
me: must la!!
salt: no need la! who say wan..
me: i'm telling u now that need!! 23 dollars!!
salt: huh why must pay money to go for media writing tutorial??
me: HAHAHA WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?
salt: can cheaper anot?? very expensive to go for media writing..
me: I AM TALKING ABOUT ZOUK!!!!!!!
salt: OH.......
me: WAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA(then i must have laughed til i fainted)

ok...everybody should watch tiramisu because that dim sum dolly woman is freaking funny...i cannot stop laughing at her...sharon au on the other hand...is not funny...her english..is also not funny at all....

sharon au: you don't believe in love right?! look outside..that is PWOOF that love exisssts!

erm...pwoof? what is pwoof?

now..jokes from our fav funny friend... p-e-a-c-h

one fine day in georgies mart....
peach: is this song by westcoast?
me: hmm??
peach: err...i mean westlife...SHIT!

and yet another fine day online...
peach: is it the pentham house or dunno what house?
me: ....gotham penthouse la!!
peach: argh! DAMMIT!!

at hildra's party...
peach:wah remember the hard-rock pancakes that we had that day???
meems and i:........
meems:HAHHAHAHA!!! PEACH!!! it's rock-hard not hard-rock! hahahahhahahah

and lastly(contributed by elaine)...one late night while studying with elaine and meems...they started surfing friendster...
peach: wah..why this person's name is called pai(2) ge(1)?!hahhaha...oh...errr...it's paige....
meems and elaine: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

eggsams! eggsams! eggsam!

man...the dreaded physics essay had finally been submitted..that marks the end of one module for me...which hopefully..i'd be able to pass..chances seem pretty slim...but hey..i'm not despairing!

exams are starting next saturday....and i haven't started yet! ARGH! haha...but then heng i am already at least a quart through..coz i decided to be a little more hardworking this sem...and kept up with my readings for the first part of the sem! hohoho...

last night was spent at blooie's with meems, kunies, ayy, manda ong, hobz and wally...kun and i had a pint of hoegarden each and it was one for one! i think i got cheated...i ordered a portabello mushroom burger...and i remember clearly that under the description..they said there's 170g of grilled beef in the burger..but halfway through my burger under the red/blue lighting...i realised that..the two black masses in my burger were two humongous mushrooms...WHERE'S MY BEEF???? but..i was too hungry to ask about it..so i just gobbled it down...besides it was pretty good...

oh...the chicken wings at blooie's are very meaty and tasty!

argh sian..that's all....other than food...life's pretty boring right now...

should i go to sleep???

it's 0616 on a tuesday morning..and the last time i went to sleep was at 0000 and i woke up at 0100! i've got a class at 0800 so...the very tricky question here is..should i go to sleep??haha..i think i can tahan till 1000, when i will head to the doctor to get this body of mine checked...so i can get this damn flu out of the way...

just now in the car..

me: damn it..i've caught the flu bug too...sigh..
wally: really? hmm...maybe you've got the bird flu?! H5N1!!
me: -_-" ...hahaha..eh probably! afterall i've been eating so much chicken for the past few weeks!!

and now i'm worrying...do i really have H5N1?!??!?! shite...

sunday during dinner...
younger sis: haha!! i told you she's a sick!
me: ?????
elder sis: hahahhahahah!!!
me:????
younger sis: yar! she's a sick...her surname's kaur...her name is cheng teh...her name's cheng teh kaur!!
me: ????!!!!!!
elder sis: HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

ok...after like 3 mins...i finally realised what that stupid idiot was saying...i'm A SIKH and my name is CHENG TEH KOR! (wear underwear!!!) .......kns....eh..will i be charged in court for writing this down?! is this a seditious comment?!??!?! i hope not..hallo?! the joke is on me ok..the blardee sick person here...damn you if you sue me!

so after like a whole night of contemplation as to whether i should do the stupid physics essay (damn you too!haha..hey i'm loving this damn you thing...)...and a long "lecture/pep talk" i dunno what u wanna call it from cootie..many "please do your essays" from jin and kun... and "jia yous" from meems...i freaking dug a topic out for the essay..and got my ass down to the lib today to borrow 5 books...and so i proudly announce the title of my essay is...

PHYSICS AND COSMOLOGY - BLACK HOLES AND THE LIFE AND DEATH OF STARS

after this paper..i'll be a black hole and stars guru..u can ask me any question..i will give you the answer..no sorry...you can go and find the answer in my well-written paper! coz..after i drop it into the box..i won't know what the hell i wrote anymore! so...right now i have 250 words up..out of 4000 words...and it's due on thursday!! yayy!! so u see ..the reason why i'm going to the doc later..is not to get medicine to cure this flu of mine..but to get some medicine to keep myself alive because there's like 3 days of absolutely no sleeping coming up!

oh i forgot to mention why i was contemplating whether to do the stupid physics essay or not...because i got a ZERO for the first test..HAHA..i am always proud of myself whenever i fail a test! never ashamed! so whoever thinks i am paiseh over my results..i say...u sure dunno me man..i never cry over my results! NEVER! all i do is...oh no..sian...hoowww...sigh..shiitt..now i'm worried...actually..after once i'm done complaining...i kinda forget that i failed the test! hahahaha..ok..the last time i got zero was in primary two when i failed my ting xie alright..laugh for all you want..i don't give a damn! haha..errr why i got zero was because..there's negative marking..so haha...they deducted whatever marks i got till it reached zero!

so there's another test this wed...eh sian...and i dunno what the hell's going on...i mean ok from the tutorials..yes a little..but the lectures..wtf la..dunno what she's talking about...so i stopped going for lectures since lect 5..hahahha!!NO WAY AM I EVER DOING PHYSICS AGAIN FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!

haha i got a nice enough grade for my individual assignment for cities in transition..not splendid..but good enough..and a very nice comment from tim bunell!..
"This is a powerful critique. Not only do you suggest that Bangkok is not a good city to host the Games; you also suggest that in many ways, the Games would not be good for the city itself. There may be ways in which the Games could be planned to try to assist the development of both Bangkok and other parts of Thailand, but you are right that the bid itself does not elaborate such possibilities."

peach: i bet you are one of those that he mentioned during lecture who made vicious comments about the projects!

i don't agree lorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hmm what else..oh i got jay chou's new album! thanks to cootie...so my "woof woof" sister..if you read this..don't buy the album! i'm too lazy to sms u..i hope you read this..haha...oh...

GOOD LUCK TO YOU FF FOR YOUR A' LEVELS!

CONGRATS SIM PEOPLE FOR FINISHING YOUR EXAMS!

GOOD LUCK TO MYSELF FOR THE PHYSICS TEST!

STUDY HARD NUS PEOPLE!

last sem i learnt in my jap mass media module that tv programmes are scheduled in such a way that they catered to different groups of people throughout the day..duh..that is quite obvious..but ok anyway i didn't really believe it. because whenever i watched the tv..the programmes that were being shown appealed to the everybody. when i say everybody..i mean my father, my mother, my sisters and i. haha...hey it's not an easy feat to find a programme that all of us are willing to watch together alright....

so anyway, my only class of the day is over..hence i'm free for the rest of the day(or at least i choose to believe that i am..). so here i am sitting at my laptop, channel-surfing...and...wah lau...please go and watch what show's on at noon on channel 5 everyday...you will believe that the programmes are scheduled for different groups of people after you've seen this show. it's a freaking programme that tells you what sheets to put on your bed...for this feel...you should use this particular material..for that feel that material..obviously..it's for housewives because, only housewives would be home at this hour and watching the tv right?? (don't be stupid..kids who are home will of course watch kids central!) it's the worst show ever! i hope that in the future when i become a housewife..i won't be watching such shows!

i must say..i'm absolutely touched! wally burnt me two cds with about 500 songs in all because all my songs were wiped out! THANKS WALLY....akan mehadap kehadapan la! hahahaha!
and he told me yest that inc's owned by his friend..and he asked her to read my entry about inc being my fav shop...aye wally..ask her to read again! then ask her to give me more discount! hahhahaha...KIDDING!

oh my lg made a very nice cd of 18 love songs for me too...i'm super touched too! (don't freaking ask me touch which part of my body again you pervert!! hahaha) i love all the songs inside..and yayyyy..we have the same fone! but why u buy white?! you have to go and change it to black! anyway..see you tonight, we'll talk about politics and world affairs!

to bed i go...to bed i go!

ni hui lai le!!!

i am back!! my laptop lives!! it crashed again! damn it! and my dad brought it to acer and changed the whole damn hard disk for 325 bucks..i thought it was super expensive..but everyone tells me that usually it'd cost ard a thousand..so..hmm i gues i got a good deal! but of course this good deal comes with a price..and that is...ALL MY DATA GOT WIPED OUT!! i'm devastated!...DEVASTATED!! sigh...my 1000+ song collection...hundreds of photos..and all my work from year 1 sem 2 onwards......omg........sianz..........

was talking to luther just now...and he told me that he thinks i kena this osscv.exe thing which he's been checking up on...ok i duno if i got tt name correct..but anyway according to him it's some malware that got stuck onto my comp from some malicious website that i visited (I DID NOT GO TO ANY PORN SITE MIND YOU!) ..and then he sent me the url to his blog and there were instructions on how to remove them...omg...i felt like strangling myself..if i had asked him earlier...none of whatever's written in the first paragraph wld have taken place! boohoo...

so anyway...JIN! that's the damn thing that causes the physical dump! u gotta get rid of it soon!

alright..all my essays are almost done with..only left with that damn physics paper..grrr...which i intend to finish by this week..i hope! i forgot what else i want to say...oh....GOOD LUCK TO ALL IN SIM FOR YOUR EXAMS AND ..........

HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY HORSIE!!!!!!!
p.s. your bday entry will come later!


now for some entertaintment...

saltz says:
aye did u know then when i was young, i used to listen to the radio

saltz says:
listening for my favourite song?

saltz says:
and when they played right...i used to sing along!

The lonely position of neutral. says:
yea haha err but i not so gian like u ahahaha

The lonely position of neutral. says:
nto gian

The lonely position of neutral. says:
sorry

The lonely position of neutral. says:
boh liao

The lonely position of neutral. says:
ahah next time buy tape or cd ahah

saltz says:
did u know tt those are lyrics?

saltz says:
haha

The lonely position of neutral. says:
issit

The lonely position of neutral. says:
ahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhaha

saltz says:
hahhahahaha u suck! those are lyrics from the carpenters song!

The lonely position of neutral. says:
oh

The lonely position of neutral. says:
hahahahahahaha

saltz says:
hahahahhaha