all things random

happy halloween!
today, a very muscular guy walked around the office wearing a transformers headgear that had an in-built voice changer and various lines that optimus prime said recorded in it. he carried a basket of sweets and approached everyone and said "jiak tng mai?" (do u want sweet?)...and his voice came out like a robot. then someone showed a video of the previous year's staff retreat with all the ppl doing funny dances and charlene turned to me and said "we are surrounded by crazy people........now u know why u feel so comfortable here...". to which i laughed and replied "yup :)". ten seconds later, i faced her and said "ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I AM CRAZY?????", and she replied "YUP! :)"...idiot.

have i ever mentioned that the cleaning auntie is the luckiest woman on earth? everywhere she walks all the staff will greet her and smile to her. she's even more popular than the MD!


oh...HAPPY BIRTHDAY HORSIE!

ok. back to my game.

KNNBCCB!

wah lau..this has to be the shittiest day ever in history man!

firstly...it's a MONDAY! damn bloody sian coz of monday blues and all right? nvm..i woke up and it was raining heavily..even more sian..coz i wish i cld continue to sleep. nvm...then my freaking hair refuses to cooperate with me, and my freaking per-neh-sonic ionic straightener dies on me, so now i have a bad hair day. tt's like double whammy already.

i thought i'd make the day better by outsmarting the weather and all by wearing shorts and birks..but my mom and sis say tt i shld wear my slippers coz my birks will spoil in the rain, which is actually a good pt, but just because i am irritated now..i choose to blame them for not letting me wear my birks..haha! so i put on my OLD black havainas, and guess what happens? tt's right...i SLIP AND FALL while walking to my office. KNNBCCB! and my slipper broke! @$#*!$!&!$^

and of course i had to fall right in the middle of the cbd...at the pedestrian crossing where the whole world can see me fall. let me describe how it happened....

as i was crossing from the AIA building to the hong leong finance building....i was thinking to myself..hah! this time i beat the freaking rain coz i have an umbrella! so i cooly opened my brolly and walked towards the junction, and as i stretched out my left leg...it slipped right under me and gave way..and i end up kneeling on the road..machiam praying to the hong leong finance building! and because i tried to use my right leg to break the fall...my slippers gave way! so then i had to limp across the road with a barefoot and slipper in hand....basket. talk about being glamorous mannnnnn......

then i had to spend like eternity standing outside the hong leong building changing into my birks and cleaning my freaking wound and hands so that i could continue with the dreaded journey to the office, when actually i wld rather turn back and head home. so the maluation does not end here. as i was cleaning my freaking wounds...the indian security guard of the building opens the door of the building and asks me..."u fell down ah? alamak.."..to which i replied..."ya ..but it's okay..thanks"..and then i walk off. at this pt...i realise tt...fuck..i was standing infront of the freaking tinted door..which happens to be the door to the customer service area of the building..hence the whole freaking world in there saw me fall down/change my slippers/clean my wound etc...yayyy....like i can be any more of a dick head.... :(


and that sums up my shitty morning...now i have to go and shit. i hope tt reduces the shittiness of the rest of the day :(

just to gross everyone out..and just coz sulin wanted to see it....here's a pic

my law abiding immune system

apart from being an extremely law abiding citizen, i have recently discovered that my immune system is law abiding too. the reason i say this is because, as long as i have anything more than ONE beer, i will throw everything up. yup, that also means that i drank 2 beers on friday night and i puked it all out when i got home. haha! but mannnn..i never felt any better! oh i forgot to mention that i erm...LS-ed too...hahah...fark..so i am law abiding because the law says that if u were to drive after drinking, the limit is ONE beer. and i am always the designated driver when we go clubbing, hence my immune system has set it's limit to ONE beer! *snort*



caught resident evil with a bunch of people last night. wah lau, it is downright violent, gross and ermm...all that stuff that makes you want to close your eyes throughout the entire movie! after that we went to the arcade to play those stupid games where you have to control the ufo looking device to catch the toy. i swear that machine is rigged into making you waste money. we caught the bloody toy a million times but it always drops before it reaches the basket..BAH!

and today, cootie and i went to shop for a microwave and hot water flask for his home. we spent a damn long time deciding on which microwave to get, and finally we got this quite ugly sharp one, which was supposed to be $131, but when the cashier scanned the price tag, she said it's $99. what a steal!

then we went blading and cycling in the evening. i felt like i brought a little boy to the park..shant' explain why though. my legs are aching now coz at some point of our exercise, i had to lug a cow along with my bike...and below's a pic of the cow..



for once i can gladly say that this was a weekend well spent :)

new experiences

1. nintendo wii - suffered from severe muscle aches after some intense boxing
2. hed kandi bar - i like the decor and the music

did i mention that

I AM NO LONGER UNEMPLOYED??????????

haha...damn boh liao right? sorry, couldn't control myself. anyway some interesting things that i have spotted in my office............

i walked into the toilet, and noticed that the toilet roll dispenser is called SCOTT. Before there was only scottex, now there's SCOTT! i always knew our dear friend scott was a toilet roll in his last life *snigger*.

the hand dryer in the toilet is the old school stiebel eltron one..reminds me of my kindergarten days. i will always associate those hand dryers with those in st paul.

my entire office uses ibm desktops/laptops...seems like there's no escaping from ibm for me. but i have to admit that i love their laptops, albeit the oh biang design. it's how zhai!? i'm using the new t60 now...shiok la...

there are a lot of odd looking rooms in the office, so i have been walking around like a tourist the whole of today, amusing myself with the things that i find.

ok...back to stonning. first week of work is always the most zzzz...i really suck at pretending that i'm busy :(