my all time favourite arcade game!!

puzzle bubble!!

my flen asked me to spread the word about his blog...so this what i'm doing right now...check it out at:

http://absolutrocks.blogspot.com/

haha absolutrocks...he's the one who introduced me to the absolut website with all its absolut-ly cool ads!...ok bad joke...

anyway...this is one blog that just damns every single thing on earth...like it or not...you decide. if you can't stand people who just curse at everything in the world...don't visit it...if you can take it..go read what he has to say.and if you want to...leave some comments!

just came back from my bahasa indonesia exam..and i have to say i am quite disappointed with how i did. i didn't finish my paper...shucks..there was too many parts to complete in 2 hrs!only consolation..everyone else was complaining about the same thing..so i guess i'm not the only who didn't finish. anyway...3 down and 2 to go! can't wait!!

anyway last night was peach's bday "celebration" and coz i still CANNOT take part in any form of celebration...i transformed the celebration into terrorism. how can i miss taking part in making peach's day??? haha...

so anyway here's what mel, ml and i did...we lied to her about mel falling down and having bleeding knees to make her come back before the cheesecake turned gross(no singing of bday song...no candles!!)...smeared it on her face and ml balanced a peanut M&M on her specs...vandalised her arm with some nice art mostly done by ml...attempted to send some kok video that ml took of peach to my email so that i can further sabo her...and of course...squeezed into the photo-me booth and took a photo!haha...i don't think this is called a celebration right???



to dear friend hobz:
eh too bad you missed out!!anyway...i'm having soupy max now...they suck...only u like them! haha..peach is not from swiss cottage u kok!!eh tonight i will send m&m's to you and then i'll buy some delicious sms for you ok!so when are you joining us again? i think by the time you do...our exams will be over..then you can go study on your own! haha!

off to bed i go..jap mass media tmr...zzzzzzzzzz...i finally cleaned my fan! now there's wind!

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY PEACH!!!

to my friend :
PEACH!!!!

the one whom i sat next to in class since day 1 of first three mths to the end of jc...which till now i find it unbelievable!
the one who is an exchange student from scotland...coz of her pretty skirt
the one who constantly joins in with everyone else and makes fun of herself...
the one who always says fcuk and wah lan eh!
the one who bitches to me, bitches with me, and listens to me bitch
the one who's supposed to look like vivian lai but whom i think looks more like chio bu zhen meili

hahahha...i am dead after tmr....
the one who will forever be my friend the bitch
the one who says all that funny things and makes us laugh like mad!
the one who walks to the wrong car...waits there...and leaves pretty notes on the window of a stranger's car....
the ever famous bottomless pit....
the one who just drives all of us nuts.....
here's what i have to say to you....

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Hope that this will be an absolutely splendid year for you!!!...i know you will rush to the cinema to watch porn first thing tmr after u wake up because the "course is now clear"!!hahahahah..anyway...HAPPY BIRTHDAY ONCE AGAIN!!!

p.s. you are still a bitch!!hahhahahahhaha...eh can i have a per-neh-sor-nic discman with everyday batteries?!??!and shall we go visit the singapore embassy soon!?!

Moratorium People

"....people who have no sense of belonging to any party of organisation but instead are oriented towards non-affiliation, escape from controlled society, and youth culture." -Okonogi Keigo-

well if you have the time...go find for this article called "Cuties in Japan" by Sharon Kinsella..and read about how ridiculous the Japanese are...you will just laugh at how idiotic they are and their obsession with Hello Kitty...

"With the action of one selfish nod of their head in response to a question, a response originally typical of children, young people display their infantilism. At times female university students babble to themselves and from their attitude and demeanour to their facial expression they act just exactly as though they were children."
-Nakano Osamu-

and what do we have to say about this.....i think its something some people here suffer from too...not restricted to females...maybe its really true that the longer we stay in an educational institution, the more immature we become

it's been a common topic of discussion between many people as to whether a guy and girl can be best friends and yet maintain a platonic relationship...and i think i have found the answer. yes...it is possible...but there are essentially some criterias that have to be met for such a friendship to work out....and they are

1. the girl behaves and thinks like a guy... OR
2. the guy behaves and thinks like a girl... OR
3. both just try to strike a balance somewhere.

more often that not...the first criteria is easier to be met as compared to the rest

why do i say that these are the criterias? because girls are naturally very emotional (hard luck!) and they tend to bother more about things (which i think most guys just don't understand why...like why do girls make a fuss out of something guys normally don't...)and they have the tendency to think more, and hence they also tend to have more expectations. girls will always bother to go all the way out to help their friends...or bother about small little things like remember what each others' favourite stuff are...or care about each other feelings...or msg each other to check if the person's feeling better if she's sick...you get the picture...

but for guys they just have the tendency to be less concerned or well just plain bo chup. and it is this which pisses girls off most of the time.

this is how a girl's mind works:

(Thought) 1-->1.1-->1.12-->1.121-->1.1212--> and it goes on

but...this is how a guy's mind works:

(Thought) 1..that's about as far as it goes...only sometimes does it go on to 1.1

hence for a purely platonic frienship which extends to the level of best friends to occur between a guy and a girl...the girl either has to be as bo chup as the guy...or the guy just has to start bothering and thinking more.

what do you think??

what do u do when u are so bored from studying?? you blog surf! the most interesting blogs to read are those of bimbos. how do you tell if the blogger's a bimbo?...very easy...if it screams PINK all over..the blogger's probably one (not stereotyping here...).

so anyway...the fun thing to do is...locate one bimbo...then from there click on all the links of her friends...they'll prob be about the same kind of people. then just read the bimbotic content...and if they post pictures...even better! further entertainment!

however...do take note of the following symptoms which might result from participating in this activity...extreme laughter resulting from the utterly ridiculous/hilarious/bimbotic/horrid language, content...constant eye rolling...amusement...shock..
*this activity is therefore not suitable for people suffering from heart problem..and whose eyes will get stuck from excessive rolling*

well..i would really love to recommend some blogs which you could take part in this activity with...but it would blow my cover as to whose blogs i have been reading...so go source for them yourselves.HAHA!!

have u ever taken note of how you eat? do you...

1. eat the rice and food together
2. eat the food first then followed by the rice
3. eat the rice first then the food??

well i knew all along that i eat a little of the food with the rice then eat the remaining food after tt...but today was the most ridiculous thing ever...i was having my lunch while watching tv...which consisted of a pretty big bowl of rice with an even bigger bowl of food...and by the end of the show...i looked down at my food and realised that...i was left with an empty bowl which once contained rice...and a big bowl of food...UNTOUCHED!.. so i just spent about 15 mins eating a whole bowl of white rice and nothing else...what an idiot...sigh ok...nonsensical stuff...

anyway the past two nights were hilarious...apart from studying...mel hobz and i were taking hilarious pictures...and we made an amazing discovery which resulted in us laughing non stop for more than 5 mins...till we were all tearing and having difficulty in breathing.......

we discovered that peach and jacelyn tay were actually seperated at birth...not jacelyn tay as in jacelyn tay per se...but jacelyn tay as zhen mei li! omg...i would really love to post the pic...but i'm sure i won't see daylight after that...so...too bad for all of you!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

ah last night was horrendous...almost caught the flu bug...but panadol came to the rescue and now i'm well again!hah.... well i'm finally done with my geog textbook! woohoo! was worred i'd never finish it. sigh...maybe i'll be able to pull through this mod! :S

Ares sucks...its been giving me crappy OC files...and its taken 4 days for episode 19 to finish downloading...i'm dying from boredom...pls give it to me tonight...i need it for further rejuvenation!!

anyway....for all the p98 fans....joe agustin is back!!yay! he is the funniest shit alive..if only denise and i forgot the other guy's name will come back..then the power breakfast club will be back in full force..and they can kick disgusting maggie out of the morning show!finally after so long...i can derive some good laughter from the morning show...and not have to endure maggie's lousy sense of humour!

shall go reward myself for waking up at 7 to finish my book now...back to bed i go!

clean sheets..
nice clean and warm blanket...
spastic looking pink bolster...
fat green pillow...

all i wanna do is curl up in bed and sleep for as long as i want....
sigh the exam is such a bummer

last night was one hell of a crazy night. stayed up till 9 this morning...trying to get through GIS and some other rubbish...writing rubbish on msn to cootie for entertainment...and waiting for the time to come to have some good yummy hotcakes from meh-donalds (as peach says it).not exactly productive...but much better than not doing anything at all i guess...4 more chapters to go...i'm off schedule..tonight's gonna be another long night...and my first paper's a morning one. shucks. can't wait for this to be over!

oh this is the first time i ever added negative comments in the student feedbacks abt a lecturer...but cho hi chang deserves it. jackass.

oh man...oh man..four more days...stress!! my first paper is definitley the least fun among all the papers!!reading the text book is definitely the most torturous thing thus far! its the most boring thing ever on earth...and its taking me one million years to finish reading it...sighhh

how now brown cow?!

can't wait till the exmas end...then i can go party and can go for my wonderful trip to shopping haven HONG KONG!! WHEE!!! sigh...alright...back to the books...15 more days to freedom!

Happy 21st Birthday Jin!!

HAPPY BURSDAY my lame-o friend!!..the only one in the world who calls me saltlicious!!haha..remember tt time i was saying tt on your birthday i will wish you in the hong kong accent?! well here it is!!hahaha...anyway..hope your bithday has been splendid so far...and not as terrible as you thought it would be..hehe!! well my dear friend...it has been four years since the first day that i saw you in cjc..and you know how i felt about you then...wahaha...but of course its not the same now!!thanks for all the times you were there for me...and all the invaluable advices that you have given me .of course not forgeting all the fun times spent clubbing, playing netball and badminton, talking rubbish, drooling over hot hunks online, discussing about the oc...attending concerts last year...bringing me to BEP concert with you and many more! and yes...the pretty burn mark of my left hand..i know its your token of love to me...HAHAHA!!well...the list goes on and on...but i don't have to list them out yar...because you know how much i laff you...hahaha!! eh ok ok...you betta not party so much and start studying ah! hahaha...may this be the best year of your life because its the year that you can legally watch porn..i know its your fav! hahahahaha..kidding...though 21 may sound old...but you'll definitely be young at heart and a youth deep down for the rest of your life! All the Best for the year ahead...the exams too of course...and once again...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

p.s. i want to try the green cap!

saying things in a fit of anger's one of the worse things to ever do. because after the damage is done, it's irreversible.and when that happens, its too late to regret that we ever opened our mouth.

so the best thing to do when you're angry...just shut up. and wait till the anger ceases.

my e-learning proj presentation's finally over!!
it went alright...but i guess we weren't as good as the rest because we didn't do the PROTOTYPE...or the USABILITY TESTING....haha...whatever...
so anyway we had a blardee good time bombarding miss pink - my usability testing is all the rave ...and that indian guy was really good. too bad Mr B didn't present today...and...he didn't have a single question to throw at us!! hmmm...maybe he already knows we hate him...

now that everything's over...i should really get my ass down to studying.

if you find THE TRUTH...you will find the answers.

is this the end...
or the start of a new beginning?

A LOT LIKE LOVE

http://alotlikelove.movies.go.com/

"there's nothing better than a great romance...to ruin a perfectly good friendship."

i've been waiting for this movie to come out for like forever...ever since i saw the big advert in cine.
everybody...please...please...please..please...please go and watch the trailer! it will bowl you over!

"don't ask...what you don't know won't hurt you..."

absolutely true...from the the first letter down to the last.
and the only one i'm angry with this time round is ...myself.

if you think that afghanistan is fucked up because the women do not have any freedom..that thailand is fucked up because it is full of transvestites and transexuals..that north korea is fucked up because it is still under the communist rule..that the royal family of the united kingdoms is fucked up because prince charles is marrying camelia parkabowles..that mahathir is fucked up because he constantly screwed up the water agreement with singapore on purpose...that the philippines is fucked up because of all the corruption...then i must say..you have seen nothing. welcome to singapore...the most fucked up country of the whole world.where the men are screwed up. women have no sense of justice and have no idea of how to freaking help one another and hence men get their ways. where people are just plain fucking selfish and brainless

i was on 111 on my back to the hostel this evening when i met a fucking pervert on the bus who was friggin rubbing himself against my arm! i swear...this is really the grossest thing i have ever come across! just yesterday i was asking peach why does she always meet perverts...because she met one on the bus two nights ago...and was wondering why the fuck are there so many screwed up men in singapore...and here i have to meet one...like as though it happened just to further prove me right that singapore's full of fucked up men!

so anyway i was sleeping and i felt this freaking thing prodding me and i woke up to find the sickest thing ever happening to me. in a state of total anger and fear i turned to give him a warning glare and he backed off. and god damn this man because he has no fucking shame and he returns to pull his fucking stunt off again..and hence i decided to seek some help from the girl next to me...whom i thought would join forces with me to get rid of that guy...and this was how our conversation went...

me:excuse me...can you please help me tell the guy next to me to STOP COMING SO CLOSE TO ME?!
she:..err...hehe..

ok seriously...what kinda fucking answer is that?! in my state of shock..i really didn't know what to say to her..in fact i was even more shocked by her response than by what was going on, on my freaking left side! so when i recovered from my state of shock..i turned back to realise the man had gone down the bus. MAJOR FCUK!!so anyway since there was nothing else i could do, and i was so freaking pissed..i said to the girl..
me:omg that was really damn gross! he was rubbing himself against me...
she:oh..err..haha..is it??

funny how she said that...because when i woke up and turned to look at her..she was already staring at the guy!so nvm..i thought alright...this girl is really damn screwed up..as screwed up as that fucking pervert.so i stood up and got off the bus and when i turned around...lo and behold..the bus was just filled with women! and sitting right behind me were two women..who could obviously see what just happened..and who fucking did not do a single shit!

i swear...what's wrong with women in singapore?! have they no sense of righteouness or whatever fuck?! can't they even bother to lift a finger or whatsoever to help another person of the same gender who's being violated?! and what the fuck is wrong with men these days?! are they so fucking deprived sexually they have to pull off their fucking stunts in publics on people who just want to freaking take the bus home after a blardee long day?!seriously...why do you think all those china women come to singapore to be prostitutes for?! why do all those trannies hang out in geylang for?! they are freaking there for you fuck alright! you fucking perverts!

seriously...like my mom always says when she's damn pissed...dunno what kinda fucking shit luck do i have man!?

now here is what i have to say to that fucking pervert: i hope lice and whatever flesh eating insects infest your blardee balls and penis and feast on them till they rot so badly you can't even pee..and you will suffer from urine infection and your liver will just rot and you will die a horrible death. if you have kids..i hope someone fucking catches you the next time you try to pull off your assholic stunt and puts your fucking big name in the papers and shames your fucking family to the extent that they don't know where the hell to hide their faces and they are just so damn ashamed that they have you for their dad!if not...i hope you contract some sexual disease like aids or herpes or whatever and just die a horrible death!i am so sure you fucking regret you even chose me to pull off your freaking stunt because now you have been cursed so badly...you ain't even gonna see daylight for the rest of your life!

and this is what i have to say to the girl and the women on the bus: the next time i see some asshole pulling such a stunt off on you...like maybe rubbing himself against your face...i swear i will CLOSE MY EYES AND PRETEND TO SLEEP! i'm sorry darlings...but WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND ALRIGHT!

to those who asked me why i didn't kick up a big fuss...seriously...when such a thing happens to you...at that point in time...you will FREAKING NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO ALRIGHT...SO STOP ASKING ME THAT BLOODY QUESTION!

and now i have to go and wash my mouth for uttering so many vulgarities...i've just exceeded the quota of my entire life!

sighhhhh.......

Are you sad?
Are you holding yourself?
Are you locked in your room?
You shouldn't be..

they are all lies...
it does matter afterall.

i thought i was being a kaypo neighbour when i walked past the rooms of my neighbours staying along the same row and discovered tt all of them are still up...but all of us are NOT doing work..haha...
then i realised tt my cluster leader is even more kaypo...she just walked into the toilet and informed me that the WHOLE CLUSTER's still up! hahahaha...basket..she's the ultimate..she bothered to walk through the whole cluster!
i really have interesting clustermates!

since i'm at it...i might as well continue....

my favourite comic strips...







the innocence of a child..the importance of frienship...the strong bond between best friends...the retardedness of calvin...the intelligence tt a child may sometimes possess...the mischief of a child..the "hatred" between little boys and girls...childhood playtimes...all incorporated in one story...bill watterson is amazing..and calvin's a cute little ass...hahaha

....me totally agree....!!!

a normal day starts at 00:00 and ends at 23:59
my day starts at 12:00 and ends at 07:00
my clock's screwed up.

...my bestest friend of 11 years!!
yet another year has been added to the number of years we've known each other! though we've drifted apart on many occassions along this long road that we've walked together...i'm glad that the friendship has never disappeared and that we're close again now! we definitely have a lot more about each other to learn in the coming years...but there's absolutely no rush to do that for this friendship will never be lost! =)
may this year be a fresh start in your life...and all the horrid events be cast away!

ok...i'm just utterly bored...and i can't get down to doing my work...haiz...


the absolutely hot atomic kittens whom i was crazy over a few weeks back....

the hottest dude...whose show's on ch U on mondays and tuesdays...haha...

what i'll be doing at the end of the week if i don't get my ass down to doing my work NOW!

oh! desperate housewives has started again in the US!!now i have something to watch again! wooohoo!!

it's depressing how the songs i used to sing to you...are what you sing to others....

my korean feast on a wednesday night

• one pot of ginseng chicken soup
• one plate of bbq beef
• one plate of spring onion pancake
• many plates of kimchi, veg, bean sprouts, fermented beancurd, chilli horse radish, ikan billis, radish...i endured the chilli today which resulted in me having my tongue hanging out most of the time...just to eat the kimchi *slurp*
• one cup of hot tea
• one bowl of sweet korean rice

a reward from my dad for my hard work! whhheeee!!!!

worst nightmare came true

those who know me well..will know tt i absolutely DETEST LIZARDS! i only have two reactions when i see a a lizard...i either freeze on the spot...or...i run so fast and so suddenly that u will wonder what the hell happened! my mom and maid never fail to get a good laugh out of my stupid reaction whenever there's a lizard at home...i will just scream for my maid the "lizard slayer" and i will run as far away as possible!

anyway...my utter worst nightmare came true 2 nights ago...i discovered a disgusting lizard hiding behind my cupboard while i was cleaning my room!!! the moment i saw it...i gave a big yelp and leaped onto my bed and froze there for what seemed like eternity....until i managed to pluck up enough courage to creep to my table to get my phone to call for help!! ...and so i dialled the number of the one who has been fighting lizards for almost every single night for the past week ....cootie...and begged for help!now...mr cootie tried instructing me on what to do to chase it out of my room...but...no way was i moving from where i was!!! so finally he had to come all the way up to level 6 to get rid of it for me! hahahahaha...thanks anyway!

i think i made a pretty big commotion because after that my easily excitable neighbour came to my room to find out what happened before...i must admit she's pretty funny...because she said to me in chinese..." then ni de peng you ba ta chase dao na li le?? shi bu shi hen yuan?? hui bu hui zai hui lai ah?? hui bu hui jing lai wo de fang jian?!"...haha...she's a kok..then she started telling me about all her lizard adventures -_-"

haiz...gross...i've been constantly checking my room to make sure that another does not enter my room ever since!!

last night was great! i finally met up with kunies, mel and hobs after ages ...though it was just a very short dinner...coz i was late..hehe..anyway..hobs and i headed down to phuture after that to kill time while waiting for peach to finish work...and phuture last night was super good! thank you hobs for getting those passes! they played the flava cd! woohoo...and i had a great time drinking and dancing...how ironic...i was just doing my e-learning report before that on alochol consumption and its negative effects...haha..siao. the best part of it was that...it was totally unplanned, and in the end more and more people turned up...like horsey and ayy!

but the night wasn't so good for people like ayy who hadn't gone in eons and of all things..she lost her hp....poor her..she looked so sad..eh poor thing face! hahaha... and for me at the start when some asshole of an indian stole my new and untouched bottle of beer! the people who took her hp and my beer shld just go burn in hell!
anyway...hope all of u had as much fun as i did!! oh..someone was being naughty again right hobs?? haha...ok no more clubbing till after exams!

anyway...which mad person goes clubbing..and then reaches home at 5am and does her essay till 7am?!!? me! i'm crazy! that's what i did! after i got back...i was so wide awake..i decided to do my essay till 730..and my mind has never been as clear nor have i ever been as focussed as i was then! so i think...all of you should just go drink till you are high...dance till your legs break...and return home to bathe and eat then do your essays! i'm sure you will churn out a pretty good piece of work! haha.

have we ever stopped to wonder if the person whom we are calling weird...is actually thinking of us as weirdos too?

daily report

bahasa test was horrendous...

• i have no idea what pakaianan did Santi and William membeli in Robinsons...so i anyhow crapped up some rubbish for them. i did their shopping for them.
• i have no idea how to jalan to Toni's house...so i came up with my own directions
• i have no idea how much the durians cost...and what was the result of the "fight" between the durian penjual and William...so i came up with my own prices too.
• and i happily spelled kamar as kamir for the entire essay when i so clearly know that toilet is called kamar kecil ...hence bedroom should be called kamar tidur and not kamir tidur..whatever kamir is...

on a lighter note....

• i'm officially known as the pisang penjual in class thanks to yuan lin the pisang pembeli
• rachel and i laughed like mad coz yj was happily telling a story when we were supposed to be doing the exercise and she didn't realise that ibu was standing next to her for the longest time ever and listening to the story...
• and i'm still as irritated with that e-learning guy as ever.
• and candice the tutor said this to me : "WOW...what an interesting watch you have...FOSSIE." and the only reply i could give was..err...heh heh heh...coz i did not dare to correct her...lest she decides to minus some marks from our project!=)

seriously...who gives a damn about Miss Singapore Universe?? why the big Hoo-Haa over it?? it's the only advertisement i've been hearing throughout the whole 5 hours that i've just spent on watching tv (omg...i watched tv for 5 hrs?!?!?!) why do people even bother taking part anyway? siao.they will never make it past the first round in the Miss Universe contest.seems like every year there will be one contestant that i know.all these people have nothing else better to do. i bet they are joining it for all the free massages, spas, facials and what nots.

it's embarrassing hearing these so called teen ambassadors of Singapore and the world go on stage and say things like..."FANTABULOUS" (courtesy of mama roach)..."Singapore...CHANGI!!"(courtesy of that representative some years back...)..."Many people say i look like Jean Danker"(courtesy of that cjc girl who looks like jean danker...) ...seriously...who the hell cares that you look like jean danker...and wtf is FANTABULOUS?!...CHANGI is not a freaking state..we are but an island...who the hell knows where or what CHANGI is?!

...and they say that Miss Singapore Universe is not a merely a beauty pageant filled with bimbos...but one where the "pretty" and intellectual young Singaporean girls are chosen to represent Singapore in this prestigious international competition....i'm sure.....

ok..i'm too bitchy..not like i am any smarter or prettier than them..but well...u know what i mean...sorry for being bitchy...and anyway...all i wish for is world peace.