to my dear ff of a sister...

stressed up over your uni application? (i hope it is not leading to depression!)...need some extra humour in your life?? (like as though having me as your lovely sister is not funny enough...HAHA!) you don't think the blind kungfu master is funny? well...this you will definitely love! remember the weekdays we spent hogging the tv upstairs at 5pm watching channel axn?? do you remember what was being shown then?? do you?? huh?! do you?? well if you don't...here are some clips to refresh your memory...

"ranma wo de ai ren!"...."ohhhhhh sweeto!"..."ahhh peku-chan!!"...now i'm sure you remember! so here's more!...but argh sucks..it's in english! spoiler! and oops..a bit r/a..haha!

bobby lee mania

more spastic clips...

and the blind kungfu master strikes again!

french and saunders

don't know how many of you can appreciate british humour..but do watch this star wars spoof by the clowns from french and saunders. at times i don't get british humour too...but dawn french is really one of the best comedians around. those who have watched vicar of dibley will know what i mean. she's hilarious! when i was in sydney they showed vicar of dibley for the entire night on one of the cable channels, and i was absolutely addicted to it! and on the plane to hk, they showed it too...my sis and laughed like mad on the plane...i think the other passengers might have thought we were mad!

for people like peter who's pia-ing projs too...here's more entertainment...hope it helps to make the dull and boring nights better! good luck for the assignments and tough week ahead man! haha!

it is IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...the BLIND KUNGFU MASTER!!

please please please check this out! i cannot say how FREAKING FUNNY IT IS! cootie and i have been imitating this video clip since we watched it yesterday!

kitchen misfortunes

there's this person in my cluster who seems to like to steal other people's food and use other people's utensils...but somehow it seems that this person happens to always steal and use this particular girl's stuff. no matter what that bugger does...it seems like the stuff that she stole or used belongs to the girl who stays opposite me. and anyway...i don't know what are the chances of her reading this ...but i must say...she is really quite an anal bitch.

when i first moved into this cluster one sem ago, we had a cluster meeting, and she already presented to everyone how anal she was. she made it a point to 'gently remind' everyone of various incidents that occured in the previous sem (apparently she has been staying in this cluster for 4 sems already) which involved her stuff being stolen or used once again. all i can say is...hard luck. you are just downright suay. the residents of each cluster change every sem and it just seems like everytime only ur stuff get stolen or used. either everybody hates you hence they keep stealing your stuff...or someone up there hates you..hence (S)He keeps allowing your stuff to get stunted.

back to what i was saying....this anal neighbour of mine...she LOVES leaving warning notes in the kitchen. she pastes them on the fridge, above the sink, on the table...ANYWHERE. i mean sometimes i pity her for getting her stuff stolen...BUT....I am getting increasingly pissed with seeing her notes everywhere! and this time round..she posted a note...which i couldn't help but be a bitch and post on my blog...............

the reason why i took a pic of this note is. because.......please read the last two lines......."PLEASE CLEAN JOYCE THE DAMN THING!" hahaha i laughed out loud to myself in the kitchen when i saw her note! yes...i know the joyce part is supposed to be her signing off..but it just looks like she is calling herself a damn thing! anyway........what i have to say to her is...if you so can't stand people using your pot...KEEP IT IN YOU ROOM THEN YOU WILL HAVE NOTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT ANYMORE! TSK!

alright..cheap thrill...back to work.

mno1001

sqwak! screw u blogger! i typed so much and then u had to hang! bah! now i have to start all over again! :(

ANYWAY...i was complaining about how i had so much work to do on sunday! yes...its time to whine again! haha...nah...what i said was ...i went to phins steakhouse to do my mno proj last night. yes..on a sunday night..i had to do proj..nus sucks! but luckily all we had to do was to observe how good or rather...bad the service at phins was. and all i have to say is...their waitresses face are so black..they make charcoal look fair! kns there was one particular one...her face was so black i almost slapped her! and i was so close to telling their manager tt if they wanted to charge us 10percent svc charge..they better make sure their staff know how to smile...lemme show u all the the black face woman.........

there...can u see her???........no right?? ..........

there she is! know why u cldn't see her? because yishu's phototaking skills suck! he took so long to pretend tt he was taking something else that when he finally snapped...she caught him pting the camera at her! so she hid behind the sign! he is the worse private eye amongst all of us! haha

and these are the people i went to phins with....

yishu, puay fang and adec...and of course the ketchup drinker is me!

ok i must say that i am quite thankful that my proj members are fun people..because i am taking mno alone! my first module alone! yar i know i suck...but i am super not independent when it comes to attending classes. i MUST have a friend with me...if not i will die. and last sem's geog tut is a perfect example...my proj group was how horrendous! so...thank god for these people...or..in my mom's words...thankSS god! hahaahah!

anyway...back to phins...the verdict is...excellent food..good and cheap but......FREAKING BAD SERVICE!

i talked abt procrastinating in my last post and how i should NOT do it...but guess what? yuppp...i am at it again! and this time...peach is super close to strangling me, because she is waiting to see what i have written, but all i have written is...one line.

supposed to start on fri night, but the 5 days of essay writing killed me, and i decided to take a little break by going to walas intead...and then i was in this yea i shld chill mood...so i downed two and a half beers...chill i did indeed. i chilled till the next day...because when i came back..i was seh...so i slept. wtf.

and then i spent sat afternoon researching, and went to the lib for a bit to get my book and meet a friend. n i had dinner with my parents at the ship..and when i got back to the hostel i was going to start on my work..when i was called for duty. duty to slack. and off to hv i went...then to west coast macs..and returned at 330am.

i bathed, i masked, i brushed my teeth...and sat down to read the books i borrowed...and then what happens??...i get invited to bfast! jolly hell...so at 545am...i am off to west coast macs again! there goes the entire night..and when does my soci essay get completed? haha...definitely before peach wakes up tmr...i hope! haha

freak...what the hell is wrong with me...

5.04 am and i have a paper due at 4pm. i am only at 500 words for my 2000 words esasy...brilliant! and i am starting to feel sleepy...booohoo. the only two people i'm talking to now are yoyo and harry...why? because they are not in singapore. so that makes me the only sad sod who is awake at 5am in the morning when everyone else's happily snoozing away. lesson learnt: STOP FREAKING PROCRATINATING!

horror week! totally buried by work this week..1 test and 5 papers due...majorly sian. manage to finish 3 of it already, now i'm left with visual images which is a 2000 word paper that is due tmr, and which i have not started :s and soci....i think peach wait for me to start on the paper until she want to vomit blood already...but seriously...paiseh! i can only start on fri..i'll consolidate the paper!

taking yet another one of betty crocker's 'baking classes' this sem! she is a killer! she really thinks we are working in a firm or something...giving us a major assignment each week! i have to admit that her modules are the only useful things that i have learnt in cnm for the whole six sems that i have spent in this shit-hole of a university...but argh! she is a murderer! and viv, jin and i seriously think she hates us! haha...yesterday, when she asked me "so tell me again..am i pronouncing your name right???" ..her blue eyes were shooting darts/daggers/swords/bullets at me! i felt so intimidated!

this is what we're doing or have been doing this semester...organizational research,web critique,newsletter,flier,folder and last of all a website. i hereby declare that InDesign is the crappiest program to use on earth..the only thing it teaches you is..PATIENCE! freaking stubborn program! don't buy it! but anyway...i finally found out where the print screen button on my laptop is (heh) and this is what the stuff i've done look like...

newsletter........

ok..we had guidelines for the newsletter ...so the articles and pictures were given to us, but we had to photoshop all the pics, and do the layout and everything ourselves

flier.....

this...we had to design and do on our own...and my sis says it looks more like a bank ad than a tourism ad...booohoo...but anywya i think it sucks...i created it one night before it was due. and i am definitely one of the least creative people on planet earth

non-desperate non-housewives

hil: "if we were housewives a 100 years ago, i am sure we will be condemned!"

how absolutely true man...if you ever look at us cook...i don't think you will want to eat! but whatever it is..the food always turns out super yummy!

tonight, chef gwee, chef goh, and chef koh got together for yet another one of their absolutely fantastic and yummy (and disastrous) cooking sessions....

chef gwee, chef goh, chef koh!

after a trip to the very convenient, convenience store located in pgp..aka georgies mart... the three brilliant chefs trotted(no pun intended) back to the kitchen at level 6 in blk 5 and spent a few minutes figuring out the very complex mind-boggling puzzle of pot/bowl switching...and finally...the cooking began.

tonight on the menu....

udon with sausages.....

which was later combined with the cream of mushroom soup...

and for dessert...sesame paste tang yuan with red bean soup! blardee red bean soup took freaking 2 hours to cook! @#!(^#!#(!#

and all these for a good 5 bucks! cheap and good!

next week on the menu: mee goreng with half boiled egg and sausage...dessert...unconfirmed! who's up for it?!

HAPPY **th BIRTHDAY POPS!!!

three days late but still happy **th birthday pops! why **? because...as much as a woman does not like to reveal her age...i know my pops doesn't like to either...as though everyone don't already know how old he is...haha! i shall save everyone from the mushy boring stuff tt children say to their parents on their birthday and talk about the dinner instead.

planned long ago to treat my dad to dinner at the crazy horse cabaret and to a show after that..but if any of you have ever gone to check out the price...a decent dinner would cost $75+++ per person (my family has 5 people!!) and a decent seat for the cabaret costs $150 per person...which means...yes work your brains..work your brains....$1125+++ in all..means approx $281.25 for each of us. not funny lor. that would mean eating grass for two whole months for me. and $150 to watch topless girls in g-string prancing on the stage and doing some pole dance...isn't very funny either. they serve french food for the dinner...and knowing my dad..he will be like...wah this kind eat already not full -_-"

then we came up with another brilliant idea...lawry's! so the plan was set and we started saving money and blah blah blah..then we realised...pops doesn't eat steak...why? because he wants to be a holy man and abstain from beef *sqwak* so that's out too.

leave it to the brilliant lady of the house...the mother of course...who decided that a good ten course dinner at the tung lok restaurant..with the extended family would please my dad to the max...so that's where we ended up at! brilliant food and service i must say! the food was absolutely yummy..other than the sharksfin :( and they gave us a private room..how cool?!

the first dish was utterly amazing...i still can't get over how big the shou bao was! it was as big as a the helmet motorcyclists' wear!!!!...don't believe me?? let me prove it to you.......

H-U-G-E ain't it????

the rest of the dishes...no pics...we didn't even get to see them coz the very efficient waitress zoomed in...pushed it in my dad's face..announce the name of the dish..scuttled off and divided it into 10 portions and distributed it to everyone! how efficient they are!

so ....i hope my dad loved the treat/gift that we gave him....and here's a nice family photo...

who cares if the parents aren't really smiling? we three look nice...that's all that matters! wahahhahaahah

my very humourous father...

one day my dad proudly walks towards the door in the afternoon and faces the bright sun for 5 seconds..then turns around and exclaims

dad: look! the lens of my new specs changes colour!
me: wow...you got the light polarizing lenses??
dad: no...mine's cooler than that! it changes according to my mood! when i'm envious it changes to green..and when i'm angry it changes to red and so on...am i hip??!!
me: ......................................................-_-"

and that is the story of the day...my very hip dad..... and if you ever read this..which i highly doubt..but anyway.....it's 2nd march already dad...which means it's pay day..and i'm waiting for my allowance...HAHA!

oh yea...congrats ff for the brilliant results! you did well!