while stonning(as usual) the other day...i suddenly thought of this transexual whom i see everyday.and i suddenly wondered..why did she...he...she...he...err ok she...want to change her sex? what's so good about being a woman? then i suddenly thought of something..being a transexual gives u the power of behaving, feeling and thinking(partially) like a woman..and yet on the other hand still be able to think like a man. so you can be both a bitch and a jerk at the same time. u'll be able to manipulate men in the way they do to women...and let them have a taste of wad if feels to be treated the same way that they treat other women..and of course manipulate men in the way that women do to men! now...how cool is that?! a 100% woman can definitely never be able to do tt..coz she can never figure out how a man thinks or functions...but...a transexual can...because she was once a man! plus she gets to enjoy the best of both worlds...having dated women in the past...and now being able to date men. wow.

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the wonders of the IU parking system....

people with bad estimation skills, short arms or short bodies...no longer have to fret! gone are the days that u have to feel like an idiot, while a long row of cars forms behind urs, while u try with all ur might to reach the parking machine to slot ur ticket into. now with much ease and convenience...u can just drive up to the machine..let it scan ur IU and in and out of the car park u go! ta dah!! once again...another round of applause for human intelligence and technology advancements!

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after 8 weeks of being in school...i took the public transport back to pgp for the first time after my weekend "break". while walking back to pgp...i suddenly realised something...everyone walking back looked like zombies! all of them were expressionless while they walked in a straight line...slowly following the person in front of them. although the path was filled with people walking back..there wasn't a single sound other than the sound produced by the occasional bus or car passing by. the silence made my hair stand...and for that 5-10 mins that i spent walking back..i was half cursing my ipod for dying out on me at the wrong time...and half humming maroon 5 in my head! if beautiful condo-resort-like pgp weren't right before my eyes...i would really think that those people were on their way back to their prison cells!

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for all those who cannot sleep at 3am on a sunday night...pls tune into channel 8...coz they have decided to broadcast that super eerie zoe tay ghost show..that never fails to freak me out! it's called yi hao xiong zhai...or at least that's how i think those words are read. the song for the show is scary enough to make me pee in my pants...but anyway....being the boh liao person that i am...i'm watching it and scaring the shit out of myself now!i'm sure i can't sleep later....