Tuesday, July 18, 2006

temp-ing

at last...i am no longer a shi jie bai lei (erm...useless being of the society??). thanks to siying...i'm part timing at this local company that produced this ugly machine that makes any passerby puke when he/she witnesses a person mounting the product and start to use it..i know i shldn't have opened my mouth, but i cldn't help but feedback to my colleagues that the machine's utterly gross, and had to continue by asking who the hell and why the hell did that person even come up with such a product?! the reply i got from my very chatty colleague was...."THERE...HE IS THE ONE WHO DESIGNED THE PRODUCT THAT YOU SAID IS GROSS!" (while pointing in the direction of the designer right infront of me of course.) yay...he just had to get me killed. anyway...heng the guy didn't hear it!

so...yay! my bank acct is finally surfacing from it's previously infinite negative balance.

did i mention that i'm working in a dept that consists of men, men, men and even more men?! so for the next weeks i will be stuck with nothing but males. booohooo...thankfully...they are nice people. *phew* my very friendly colleague (also the one who almost got me killed) very kindly brought me on a tour ard the entire building today...and while in the main office..we bumped into one of the staff of the marketing dept....and this was the conversation tt followed...

C (my colleague): oh this is sh...she's taking over qh in my dept
girl: huh?! since when did qh leave??
C: last fri..u dunno meh??
girl: really?? how come?
C: oh her sch term started....
girl: oh ok....
me: hello *smiles*
girl: huuuuhhhh.... i will miss qh...i like her very much...u know why? because she is very small sized..and very good to bully...but this one...errr...
me: hurhur (KNNBCCB.....$#$TP!#!P$T!T$O)
C: why?! this one's very good to disturb too!
me: hurhur...(knn! knn! knn! you stupid woman! you die! die! no wonder you are short, and will remain short for the rest of your life!)

lesson to be learnt by that dwarf...never insult a person who is bigger sized that you!

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