Thursday, January 22, 2009

welcome to the O-gilvys.........................

V for Vendetta (excuse the indian guy who forgot to put on his mask -_-)

V meets Mao

V meets Hobbit

Ip Man vs Cow boy vs Hobbit vs Star Wars

Not so black man in black

Cruella and her dunno what side kicks

Bond, James Bond

the H-O-L-L-Y-W-O-O-D sign

Most Glamourous Costume Nominee

DragonBall

The Stage

Arch Angel...who actually looked more like 881

haha..check out the work pants beneath tha costume *snigger*

Tropic Thunder

The battle between Tropic Thunder and V for Vendetta for Best Costume Ensemble...

and award goes to.............................V for Vendetta! WOOHOOO!!

Thursday, January 08, 2009

words or wisdom

saltz says:
anw is there a mobility page in cisco.com?

saltz says:
oh ya there is

josephine says:
ask and you'll answer yourself

saltz says:
hahahah

saltz says:
is tt some wisdom statement?

saltz says:
hehe

josephine says:
yeh, in the bible, ask and you'll be answered. Seek and you'll find. Knock and the door will be opened. Give (away your cisco laptop) and you will be blessed with joy.

saltz says:
hahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahha

saltz says:
tt's hilarious!

omg, this is by far the funniest thing my colleague has ever said...by the way...don't ask me what's a wisdom statement...my english sucks these days.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

tis the season to be jolly!

hello world! because i am damn bored at work today, i shall blog! =)

december has been a really fun month, with tons of christmas celebrations (even though i don't celebrate christmas..haha), and i think i've received more christmas/bday gifts this yr, than i've ever had in the past 10 yrs =) i must also mention that the gifts i've gotten so far are all items/things tt i like, unlike the usual trashy gifts that we usually get (aka photoframes, christmas ornaments etc) from mandatory gift exchange sessions that we take part in.

here's what i've received so far:
1) Fabrix camera pouch
2) organizer
3) OPI Manicure vouchers
4) a bag
5) Givenchy towel
6) Yoga Mat + Yoga Bootcamp set
7) Guitar Heroes World Tour
8) Capitaland vouchers
9) Chocs from Marks & Sparks

and another gift that i've yet to open =)

i've also had my fair share of present giving coz it's the season of giving afterall!

so...anw anw...here are some pics from the things that i've been up to in december...

07 Dec: my favourite person in this world took part in his first marathon, and erm i'm not saying how long he took. but anw, i think i have to salute him for taking part in it, coz he didn't really train for it. one of our friends asked whether i will ever run with him in a marathon, and my reply was ..."not in this life or the next!!" haha...sorry but i still don't see a point in paying to put myself through such torture.

*pictures koped from marathon-photos.com =)


20 Dec: my favourite person in this world then took me to lawry's the weekend before christmas, for my bday dinner =D

we had the lawry's cut and the sirloin steak. the lawry's cut is very nice but erm the sirloin steak is ok only. the set meal comes with the famous spinning bowl salad, and the waitresses will spin the bowl as they mix the salad - it sure looked like a magic performance.

but the funniest part was when they came in with a bday cake and sang......"happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to youuuuu...happy birthday to you!"and then after tt they all stand in one line and do this hand action and sing..."AND MANY MOREEEEE". omg, i almost burst out laughing!


22 Dec: my colleagues celebrated my + 3 other colleague's bday in the christmas week. they bought us two huge cakes and gave each of us the best vouchers in the world - CapitaLand vouchers! yay!

met the girls for dinner that same night and had yet another cake =) look at my poor cake, destroyed by big nose hobz..it almost slid off it's tray, but anw it was very nice and is from yack's place. thanks for getting me a cake and for the chocs!

and then...........the best thing that happend in december is that...i went to my fav country again! HK HK...i heart HK! =)

these pictures were taken with the fish eye lens that my cousin-in-law gave me. how hideous we all look!

our eating spree!

and on the second last day of our trip, we went to lantau island. that was my first time there. for once i saw the buddha with my own eyes, instead of on the tv. we didn't climb up the steps to the buddha as it was foggy and raining.

there's this village at the foot of the buddha called Ngong Ping village. it surely is commercialized man. there's like starbucks there. visitors are supposed to experience life in the village, but erm how to when it's only filled with souvenir shops and western cafes?!

and then there's this attraction in the village called "walking with the buddha" that didn't really make sense at all. we were brought into this huge theatre to watch a video on the buddha's journey to nirvana, but at the end of the the video, there was a huge WATSONS word in the buddha's eye, followed by a scene featuring all the sponsors of that attraction. super wtf!

we were then brought into this room with a huge glass buddha, and the guide told us to take a leaf, slot it into the machine beneath the lotus pad tt the buddha was sitting on, and make a wish. then a green light will circulate in the buddha's body, signifying tt your wish is being processed. when the bright white light appears in the buddha's head, it means that your wish will come true. another super wtf thing ...tsk tsk...

anw, i think the worst thing that happened in the trip was that my parents, and cootie kena food poisoning/diarrhoea. so poor thing la, but luckily it wasn't SUPER SERIOUS.

so ok anw that kinda sums up my entire dec.
Merry belated Christmas and Happy New Year
! =D

Friday, December 05, 2008

If i were to get $1 for every stupid question that i'm asked, i'd be a MILLIONAIRE by now!

Friday, October 31, 2008

at times like these...i wish i was multi-lingual =(



how to make sure that the translation is correct, you tell me????
how do you know that you are really dreaming?

when you dream that bosco wong is your boyfriend...omg wtf! I would have gladly slept for 100 yrs so that the dream would go on! unfortunately my sister had to wake me up...DAMN DAMN DAMN!

ehhhhh move aside sammo hung's sons...bosco and raymond lam are my new love! (shit i'm such a groupie)


Wednesday, October 22, 2008

i must say that the past few times that this happened, i was only pissed for a while, and then i got over it pretty quickly. but this time round it's actually affecting me quite a bit. am actually very hurt by the things that someone said, and "what's the point?" keeps repeating in my head.

the greatest joke of all is that i'm actually seeking solace in the office, and am trying to use work to distract myself. the one place that i've been trying to escape from at 6pm sharp everyday. vhat a joke...

Monday, September 29, 2008

all out of boredom...

1. Age on my next birthday

2. A place I'd like to visit (again)

3. My favourite place

4. My favourite food

5. My favourite colour

6. My favourite piece of clothing

7. Favourite song *snigger*

8. My favourite show

9. Name of my S/O/crush

10. Town I'm living in

11. My screen name

12. My first job

13. My dream job

14. A bad habit I have

15. My greatest fear

16. Thing I'd like to do before I die

17. What I'd buy first when I win $1M

18. Time I took to do this

Tagging anyone else reading this... everyone i guess!

Friday, September 26, 2008

one, two....three, four, five...
once i caught a fish alive
six...seven...eight, nine, ten..
then i let it go again

why did you let it go?

because it bit my finger so

which finger did it bite?

the little finger on my right =)

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

surprises all day long...

Today's my company's 60th anniversary, and as a form of celebration, we're given a surprise every 60th min. Initially i thought that it would be pretty lame, however the entire day has been kinda exciting/cute, since we get a small "gift" every hour.

starting from 9am this morning...these are what we've been receiving:

9am - red balloon
10am - muffin
11am - email
12pm - pizza lunch party
1pm - 60th anniversary employment pass holder
2pm - magician
3pm - we had to sign on a birthday card
4pm - free ben & jerry's ice cream accompanied by a cow
5pm - alcohol served by the boss
6pm - PARTYYYYYYY with a band and a bagpipe

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

it's amazing how MANY people don't use their brains to think before they type an email to ask the DUMBEST questions in the world. Especially an email in which the WHOLE WORLD is copied in.
don't they ever think that this might just reflect on how STUPID they might appear? zzzoommmg...there are too many idiots in this world for me to deal with....snorez...

anyhow...please visit bb_mg.livejournal.com

Sunday, September 14, 2008

alcohol....i hate

i dislike drinking alcohol for simple reasons such as...it tastes absolutely disgusting, it is damn bloody expensive and it is bad for one's health.

to set things straight, i don't drink not because i can't, but because i don't like to. it's a choice..A CHOICE. so i find it absolutely irritating when ppl make jokes about other people not being able to drink, or not wanting to drink.

honestly, i'd much rather spend my money on an electric sharpener that i probably wouldn't need, than to spend it on a glass of alcohol. so there...that's how much i dislike drinking.

stay tuned for ..."why i dislike clubbing".

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

slave...

i am a slave to these two products....without them i will probably have to lie in bed EVERYDAY and not go to work. i am paying for my bad posture =(


bangkok escapade


from left to right:

1st row - beer at suan lum night market (where i puked and ls coz i drank vitamilk shortly after i had my beer..bleah!); suan lum beer garden and weird singers/dancers who were stuck in a time warp

2nd row - some shop in chatuchak that sold tons of figurines made of scrap metal; view from baiyoke sky;bed supper club

3rd row - bed supper club; bed supper club dj console; bed supper club; bed supper club bar; us in bed supper club

4th row - same as above; softshell crab salad; baked watercress starter; us in bed supper club again

5th row - venison marinated with thai spices, beef with pumpkin puree and shitake mushroom, banana fritter & ice cream dessert

6th row - milk chocolate/mixed chocolate/white chocolate shots with fruits dessert; some lady boy performer who impersonated cher; baiyoke sky (not taken on the same day. taken from a bridge that shook in strong wind); some memorial momument that i saw while in the cab

7th row - in the clubbing side of bed supper club; outside bed supper club; and us just right before we got driven to some ah beng night club called hollywood, where someone had an argument with a fart face parking attendant, and then ended up in RCA, and then back to the hotel

Sunday, August 24, 2008

WHAT DO YOU ALL NOT UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?!

what the fuck is wrong with everyone?! is there something wrong with the way i speak?! why doesn't anyone understand?!?!?!?

everyday i have to repeat myself...DON'T PUT THE FRIGGIN KEYBOARD COVER ON MY LAPTOP BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE IT! and then the next time i take my laptop it's there again!

DON'T CHARGE THE BATTERY UNTIL IT HAS DRAINED OUT...and then i see the friggin plug attached to the computer when the batt is 79% full

DON'T PINCH ME!....and i keep getting pinched

DON'T DIG YOUR NAILS/FINGERS INTO MY FLESH..and then someone still keeps doing it...

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG?! WHAT THE FUCK?! this friggin world and all it's people are pissing me off! one day i swear i will really punch someone...in fact now i feel like smashing something...ARGH!

Monday, July 28, 2008

those were the days...

the days when big specs were in. the height of your specs have to start from your brows and extend all the way to your cheekbones.
when everyone in the school had the same hairstyle. the fringe has to be above the brows, and the length of the hair cannot reach the first collar..haha..hilarious!