look what peach bought me...........

a close up...
chicken little PEZ bonbons dispenser! so cute right?! thanks! although chicken little looks decapitated...haha

went to check out the balcony bar at heeren yest...very nice deco..very nice drinks..but..wah lau....the seats cannot be anymore uncomfortable la...i almost fell off the bar seats five times! and i think it can be a leetle warm there..
we tried to enter the bar from the lower level but the host told us to "stand over there and make a semi-circle and go up the stairs behind"...so..mok mok almost took one step back and form a semi-circle..while the rest of us were ?????-ing coz we were wondering what semi-circle?! kok...why couldn't she just say oh..you have to go to the stairs behind to get to the bar...-_-"





that's the three of them with their lemon melon jelly cocktail, strawberry magherita (that came melted and half full...we wonder why...hahah) and sour apple magherita (which wasn't sour at all) and i had a watermelon strawberry magherita..BUT...my pic is not here..coz it's damn ugs..haha

at this auspicious hour of 4a.m. i shall i post a very nice pic of my life's good...a pic of her being totally wasted after clubbing in sydney...because...many months back...she posted a pic of me being concussed on the couch in pete's house! grrrrr...haha! the pic's a courtesy of cherilyn all the way from sydney...who was afraid to lie on the bed next to my life's good coz she was going to puke any minute!

world's lousiest drinker

which reminds me..about a month back...a group of us went to zouk together (that same time when i spouted all that nonsense to jin on the phone..)and life's good had one flamming lamborghini and one shot of i dunno what...and she was woozy for the entire night. after zouk we all had supper at five star chicken rice at river valley, and after sharing the chicken rice with me..she couldn't take it anymore..so she rushed to the dustbin behind to puke. jin went to check on her and guess what the kok said??

jin: are you ok?
hob: *puke* since i puked everything out...can i not pay for the chicken rice???
jin: WHAT!!!!! hahahhahahahhaha

life's good...you are a really a kok alright...and you are the worst drinker on earth! and..have fun in aussie land! i will singtel sms u! haha

p.s. complain about my room some more and you are not allowed home!

iPod gadgets

yay! my bahasa's over..that marks the end of my bahasa indonesia learning journey..i think i've had enough...ok maybe if i didn't have to take tests and exams i don't really mind studying further? haha...anyway..this entry is about all the ipod gadgets that have popped up in recent times...and they just get more and more amusing....


iTrip by Griffin Technology:
i'm sure everyone has heard about this little wonderful gadget here...i know of numerous people who have one (sadly i don't..because i still haven't gotten the chance to drive the car alone...hence i have no need for one!) and it's just utterly amazing how you can sync your ipod with your fm stereos (house, car blah blah blah)..ok this is really old..so if you have never heard of it...one word for you...SUAKU!


iPod fM stereo tuners by Belkin:
this is the cheaper alternative of the iTrip by Belkin and Monster and many other brands i.e. some kok china brand. they are relatively good too...in fact sometimes even better than the iTrip in terms of clarity and syncing is easier with them...they give you like a few stations that you can sync to..whereas the iTrip has to be synced to errm...i think 89 pt something fM or it has to be programmed to sync with other channels...but of course aesthetic wise...they lose out...

so anyway...i was checking out my iPod shop brochures and whatever that i get in my email...and i noticed this new gadget ..i dunno how new it is...but i've never seen it before it was promoted in the latest brochure. so i stared at it for the longest time and thought to myself..who in the world still uses a casette tape?! ok...i know m'sia still sells casette tapes..because i couldn't stop laughing at them when i was in KL...but anyway...that's not the point. so i go on to read the description of this gadget and it says

• Pops right into your car's cassette deck to play music from your iPod®.
• Spring - loaded cassette head helps maintain contact with cassette player's head for clear sound.
• 40" cord so you can rest your iPod® where you want it
• 24k gold-plated contacts resist corrossion for maxium signal transfer

????? i know it had something to do with putting the cassette into the player....but errr how does it sync the iPod with the stereo? then i went to www.monstercable.com to check it out...and then ....


Monster iCar Play Casette:

wah! what in the world?! this thing is amazing! there's a cord to connect the iPod with the monstercable cassette...which you put into the cassette player and then you press play on both sides and then your iPod gets synced with your car stereo! and it's the cheapest...38 bucks! budden right...whose car still has a casette player? mine doesn't already...

iPod remote control:

anyway lazy me thinks i wanna save up for this...because i hardly use my iPod... coz when i sync it to my hifi in my room i have to get up from my bed to erm...change the song or whatever..haha but then again...it seems like a waste of money...actually...i think it is..hmmmmmm...

hilarious contortion of names of bands and artists that i've heard from people (some said by friends, some by other ppl's friends and erm...some myself..haha):

• sardona = sadako
• perfect plan = simple plan
• kylie magnet = kylie minogue
• galvanized brothers = chemical brothers
• foo for fighters = five for fighting?? foo fighters??
• julie roger = julia roberts
• boychone = boyzone
• bananamama = bananarama

more..

• linkin bizkit = linkin park and limp bizkit

green ones are the correct version!

it has been...

TWENTY FOUR degrees celcius

for the entire day

my air con is not on

my fan is on and the window's opened

i have ice cubes for feet and hands...who likes the feel of cold feet on them? come find me..hehe

i can't write coz my hands are numb from the cold

now who said there's no winter in Singapore?!

yay...if this goes on...and the temp drops further...we can all take out our winter clothing and there will be snow! ...........SIAO

0359 and my phone rings twice...i pick it up and find that i've received two smses...i open my inbox..and start reading the sms..and it starts updating itself everything five seconds..and i can't continue reading the damn thing! after a full min...the updating stops..and it appears that i've received a six smses long sms..haha...and then i wonder..who's so free to send me so many smses?! then i realise...it's none other than my bf! i must say...it's the sweetest thing to receive at 4am in the morning when u're just sitting here rotting and waiting for food to arrive and for something more exciting than exams to happen.... this was what the sms said...

"Hey gal...i was juz lookG at d wonderful foto album u made 4 my 20th bdae. Seeing how we've 'metamorphosized' (obviously a sign that she's been studying for her sci exams..haha!) frm primary sch kids to young ladies now,& thkG back of d times we shared reali made me fortunate & proud to tell others dat i've kept a fren lyk u for 11years! Its incredible reali,even when my sis's ex-PL lite fren saw d album on my table, she was shocked to noe dat we noe each other. Even thou we seem 2 spend less & less time tgt, but juz wanna let u noe dat u'l alwaz be my best fren of best fren. Im v.confident dat our frenship wil be everlastingly strong! i'v been thkG abt which fren to b her bridesmaid, & now i noe its gona be YOU! I wana be yr bridesmaid k? If i get married 1st, i wan u 2 b my bridesmaid, speciali reserve 4 u liao! Hehe..Anw lastly,besides sayG tt dis is d LONGEST sms i'v ever type,oso wana let u noe how blessed i m 2 haf u as my fren.Love u alwaz & thank u for being dere.. =)"


haha..isn't it just damn sweet? i couldn't stop smiling to myself after i read it :) so..i tried to beat her by typing a six smses long sms too...but then i lost...i was many words short...ok childish...but anyway...quite confused...who is the her whom i'm gonna be a bridesmaid to? hmmm..i forgot to ask..haha...sigh...where's my food..i'm hungry :(

anyhow..wanna see how bimbotic studying can make u? check out this conversation..btw my RP and i...


»THMC«(THC³) hil- (swizzledrizzle.blogspot.com) - i cant sleep.... says:
my exams honey

»THMC«(THC³) hil- (swizzledrizzle.blogspot.com) - i cant sleep.... says:
are all on e 28th

»THMC«(THC³) hil- (swizzledrizzle.blogspot.com) - i cant sleep.... says:
hahahaha

»THMC«(THC³) hil- (swizzledrizzle.blogspot.com) - i cant sleep.... says:
n 1st la...on tat day can we PLS GO OUT

saltz says:
haha

saltz says:
omg honey

saltz says:
how many exams on the 28th?!

saltz says:
i have like 6 days break till my next exam

saltz says:
of course honey

saltz says:
of course we will go out on the 1st

saltz says:
i read ppl's blog abt what orchard road looks like now ah

saltz says:
theni think to myself

saltz says:
"what is orchard road?? never heard of such a place man..."

saltz says:
hahahhahah

»THMC«(THC³) hil- (swizzledrizzle.blogspot.com) - i cant sleep.... says:
ur kiddinnnnn

»THMC«(THC³) hil- (swizzledrizzle.blogspot.com) - i cant sleep.... says:
hunny...orchard road is the most famous street in new york

»THMC«(THC³) hil- (swizzledrizzle.blogspot.com) - i cant sleep.... says:
rite?

»THMC«(THC³) hil- (swizzledrizzle.blogspot.com) - i cant sleep.... says:
haha

»THMC«(THC³) hil- (swizzledrizzle.blogspot.com) - i cant sleep.... says:
bah..5am jokes

saltz says:
are u serious?! i thought it was like a place in maybe the oc?

saltz says:
i mean orange county yeah? isn't it where there are lots of orchards with oranges growing in them?

saltz says:
shldn't orchard road be there huns?

saltz says:
damn...we damn bimb la......

saltz says:
haha

»THMC«(THC³) hil- (swizzledrizzle.blogspot.com) - i cant sleep.... says:
ahahahahaa

it's winter time in singapore!!but of course...the cool weather comes with a price..that is..rain and thunderstorm...and as i type..it's drizzling out there. i just stuck my finger out of the window..and hmm..the temperature is approximately 26-28degrees right now...do u trust the temperature told by my themometer-of-a-finger? haha..anyway..it's really cold these days.in fact i can't decide which is colder..my aircon that's set at 25degrees..or the outside temperature. i had a hard time deciding between leaving the aircon on and studying with my hands,feet and brain in a freezed-up state...or opening the window and turning on the fan instead,to study in a condition whereby the humidity of the atmosphere is at 101%. well...i settled for the aircon in the end...and to warm myself up..i just took a 2omins long hot shower..and now i'm sitting here in my warm tee and track pants...like as though it's really winter time..HAHA!

tomorrow marks the start of the exams period for me...my first paper - cities in transition. in four hours time...i have to be tucked in bed and in a deep sleep..because i want to wake up with a clear mind!

so..since monday afternoon, i've been stuck in this hole that i call my hostel..and i've only left the grounds of pgp twice - once to study in sch with elaine and another to go to the lib to zap my readings. the only other places that i've been to are the pgp canteens...and the foyer to collect the meh-donalds breakfast(oh! the meh-donalds delivery thing is really quite a good idea!).human interaction level is at it's all time low - the only other human being i see everyday is cootie....and i really feel like as though i've been cut off from all forms of civilisation.

my days are spent in such a manner..i wake up at 4pm and i read a little..then i have dinner at around 7pm. i come back to my room to watch tong xing yuan (that crappy show) till 8pm..then i read a little or take a half hr nap..and then at 10 i watch yummy yummy! then from 11pm onwards.. i start my reading again (which by the way proceeds at a very slow speed)...and i chat online once in a while..then at around 5am i order macs breakfast and cootie and i rejoice when the delivery man arrives..we gobble down the food..and i continue to study till 7am..which is when i will go on msn to find a msg with nudge from my flen harry who is the only person alive at that insane hour (that's coz he's in uk)..and we chat till 8am..then i go to sleep..and then the cycle repeats itself the next day...my whole whatever cycle cannot be more screwed up than this already! hah!

ah sadness...meems and kunies have left for melly-borny..and so i have no one to play showdown with anymore...or no one to occassionally msn me with the msg.. "YOU BETTER BE STUDYING HARD!". next week my 'life's good' is gonna leave for aussie land too....blah...i wish i was over there playing too instead of sitting here studying for the eggsams. but never mind...soon it'll be my turn to leave this place too!

if you've been reading my blog all along...you would have read my past entries about karma..and about how i really quite believe in it...well...you always see me posting all the kok stuff that my friends say but hardly any that's said by me right..that's because i'm always careful..haha but..well i've had my retribution..and i've been 'shamed' on jin's blog...haha...ok i was supposed to post this a long time ago...but i keep forgetting...so to be fair to all that i've made fun of on my blog...i shall post it...taken off jin's blog...me=jin and salt= me of course -_-"

this happened like..err...2 weeks back when jin called me in the afternoon while i was napping and we were supposed to go to zouk later that night...

me: sian hua! tonight must pay! 23 dollars!
salt: (in a sleepy tone) huh?? why must?? no need la
me: must la!!
salt: no need la! who say wan..
me: i'm telling u now that need!! 23 dollars!!
salt: huh why must pay money to go for media writing tutorial??
me: HAHAHA WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?
salt: can cheaper anot?? very expensive to go for media writing..
me: I AM TALKING ABOUT ZOUK!!!!!!!
salt: OH.......
me: WAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA(then i must have laughed til i fainted)

ok...everybody should watch tiramisu because that dim sum dolly woman is freaking funny...i cannot stop laughing at her...sharon au on the other hand...is not funny...her english..is also not funny at all....

sharon au: you don't believe in love right?! look outside..that is PWOOF that love exisssts!

erm...pwoof? what is pwoof?

now..jokes from our fav funny friend... p-e-a-c-h

one fine day in georgies mart....
peach: is this song by westcoast?
me: hmm??
peach: err...i mean westlife...SHIT!

and yet another fine day online...
peach: is it the pentham house or dunno what house?
me: ....gotham penthouse la!!
peach: argh! DAMMIT!!

at hildra's party...
peach:wah remember the hard-rock pancakes that we had that day???
meems and i:........
meems:HAHHAHAHA!!! PEACH!!! it's rock-hard not hard-rock! hahahahhahahah

and lastly(contributed by elaine)...one late night while studying with elaine and meems...they started surfing friendster...
peach: wah..why this person's name is called pai(2) ge(1)?!hahhaha...oh...errr...it's paige....
meems and elaine: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

eggsams! eggsams! eggsam!

man...the dreaded physics essay had finally been submitted..that marks the end of one module for me...which hopefully..i'd be able to pass..chances seem pretty slim...but hey..i'm not despairing!

exams are starting next saturday....and i haven't started yet! ARGH! haha...but then heng i am already at least a quart through..coz i decided to be a little more hardworking this sem...and kept up with my readings for the first part of the sem! hohoho...

last night was spent at blooie's with meems, kunies, ayy, manda ong, hobz and wally...kun and i had a pint of hoegarden each and it was one for one! i think i got cheated...i ordered a portabello mushroom burger...and i remember clearly that under the description..they said there's 170g of grilled beef in the burger..but halfway through my burger under the red/blue lighting...i realised that..the two black masses in my burger were two humongous mushrooms...WHERE'S MY BEEF???? but..i was too hungry to ask about it..so i just gobbled it down...besides it was pretty good...

oh...the chicken wings at blooie's are very meaty and tasty!

argh sian..that's all....other than food...life's pretty boring right now...

should i go to sleep???

it's 0616 on a tuesday morning..and the last time i went to sleep was at 0000 and i woke up at 0100! i've got a class at 0800 so...the very tricky question here is..should i go to sleep??haha..i think i can tahan till 1000, when i will head to the doctor to get this body of mine checked...so i can get this damn flu out of the way...

just now in the car..

me: damn it..i've caught the flu bug too...sigh..
wally: really? hmm...maybe you've got the bird flu?! H5N1!!
me: -_-" ...hahaha..eh probably! afterall i've been eating so much chicken for the past few weeks!!

and now i'm worrying...do i really have H5N1?!??!?! shite...

sunday during dinner...
younger sis: haha!! i told you she's a sick!
me: ?????
elder sis: hahahhahahah!!!
me:????
younger sis: yar! she's a sick...her surname's kaur...her name is cheng teh...her name's cheng teh kaur!!
me: ????!!!!!!
elder sis: HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

ok...after like 3 mins...i finally realised what that stupid idiot was saying...i'm A SIKH and my name is CHENG TEH KOR! (wear underwear!!!) .......kns....eh..will i be charged in court for writing this down?! is this a seditious comment?!??!?! i hope not..hallo?! the joke is on me ok..the blardee sick person here...damn you if you sue me!

so after like a whole night of contemplation as to whether i should do the stupid physics essay (damn you too!haha..hey i'm loving this damn you thing...)...and a long "lecture/pep talk" i dunno what u wanna call it from cootie..many "please do your essays" from jin and kun... and "jia yous" from meems...i freaking dug a topic out for the essay..and got my ass down to the lib today to borrow 5 books...and so i proudly announce the title of my essay is...

PHYSICS AND COSMOLOGY - BLACK HOLES AND THE LIFE AND DEATH OF STARS

after this paper..i'll be a black hole and stars guru..u can ask me any question..i will give you the answer..no sorry...you can go and find the answer in my well-written paper! coz..after i drop it into the box..i won't know what the hell i wrote anymore! so...right now i have 250 words up..out of 4000 words...and it's due on thursday!! yayy!! so u see ..the reason why i'm going to the doc later..is not to get medicine to cure this flu of mine..but to get some medicine to keep myself alive because there's like 3 days of absolutely no sleeping coming up!

oh i forgot to mention why i was contemplating whether to do the stupid physics essay or not...because i got a ZERO for the first test..HAHA..i am always proud of myself whenever i fail a test! never ashamed! so whoever thinks i am paiseh over my results..i say...u sure dunno me man..i never cry over my results! NEVER! all i do is...oh no..sian...hoowww...sigh..shiitt..now i'm worried...actually..after once i'm done complaining...i kinda forget that i failed the test! hahahaha..ok..the last time i got zero was in primary two when i failed my ting xie alright..laugh for all you want..i don't give a damn! haha..errr why i got zero was because..there's negative marking..so haha...they deducted whatever marks i got till it reached zero!

so there's another test this wed...eh sian...and i dunno what the hell's going on...i mean ok from the tutorials..yes a little..but the lectures..wtf la..dunno what she's talking about...so i stopped going for lectures since lect 5..hahahha!!NO WAY AM I EVER DOING PHYSICS AGAIN FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!

haha i got a nice enough grade for my individual assignment for cities in transition..not splendid..but good enough..and a very nice comment from tim bunell!..
"This is a powerful critique. Not only do you suggest that Bangkok is not a good city to host the Games; you also suggest that in many ways, the Games would not be good for the city itself. There may be ways in which the Games could be planned to try to assist the development of both Bangkok and other parts of Thailand, but you are right that the bid itself does not elaborate such possibilities."

peach: i bet you are one of those that he mentioned during lecture who made vicious comments about the projects!

i don't agree lorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hmm what else..oh i got jay chou's new album! thanks to cootie...so my "woof woof" sister..if you read this..don't buy the album! i'm too lazy to sms u..i hope you read this..haha...oh...

GOOD LUCK TO YOU FF FOR YOUR A' LEVELS!

CONGRATS SIM PEOPLE FOR FINISHING YOUR EXAMS!

GOOD LUCK TO MYSELF FOR THE PHYSICS TEST!

STUDY HARD NUS PEOPLE!

last sem i learnt in my jap mass media module that tv programmes are scheduled in such a way that they catered to different groups of people throughout the day..duh..that is quite obvious..but ok anyway i didn't really believe it. because whenever i watched the tv..the programmes that were being shown appealed to the everybody. when i say everybody..i mean my father, my mother, my sisters and i. haha...hey it's not an easy feat to find a programme that all of us are willing to watch together alright....

so anyway, my only class of the day is over..hence i'm free for the rest of the day(or at least i choose to believe that i am..). so here i am sitting at my laptop, channel-surfing...and...wah lau...please go and watch what show's on at noon on channel 5 everyday...you will believe that the programmes are scheduled for different groups of people after you've seen this show. it's a freaking programme that tells you what sheets to put on your bed...for this feel...you should use this particular material..for that feel that material..obviously..it's for housewives because, only housewives would be home at this hour and watching the tv right?? (don't be stupid..kids who are home will of course watch kids central!) it's the worst show ever! i hope that in the future when i become a housewife..i won't be watching such shows!

i must say..i'm absolutely touched! wally burnt me two cds with about 500 songs in all because all my songs were wiped out! THANKS WALLY....akan mehadap kehadapan la! hahahaha!
and he told me yest that inc's owned by his friend..and he asked her to read my entry about inc being my fav shop...aye wally..ask her to read again! then ask her to give me more discount! hahhahaha...KIDDING!

oh my lg made a very nice cd of 18 love songs for me too...i'm super touched too! (don't freaking ask me touch which part of my body again you pervert!! hahaha) i love all the songs inside..and yayyyy..we have the same fone! but why u buy white?! you have to go and change it to black! anyway..see you tonight, we'll talk about politics and world affairs!

to bed i go...to bed i go!

ni hui lai le!!!

i am back!! my laptop lives!! it crashed again! damn it! and my dad brought it to acer and changed the whole damn hard disk for 325 bucks..i thought it was super expensive..but everyone tells me that usually it'd cost ard a thousand..so..hmm i gues i got a good deal! but of course this good deal comes with a price..and that is...ALL MY DATA GOT WIPED OUT!! i'm devastated!...DEVASTATED!! sigh...my 1000+ song collection...hundreds of photos..and all my work from year 1 sem 2 onwards......omg........sianz..........

was talking to luther just now...and he told me that he thinks i kena this osscv.exe thing which he's been checking up on...ok i duno if i got tt name correct..but anyway according to him it's some malware that got stuck onto my comp from some malicious website that i visited (I DID NOT GO TO ANY PORN SITE MIND YOU!) ..and then he sent me the url to his blog and there were instructions on how to remove them...omg...i felt like strangling myself..if i had asked him earlier...none of whatever's written in the first paragraph wld have taken place! boohoo...

so anyway...JIN! that's the damn thing that causes the physical dump! u gotta get rid of it soon!

alright..all my essays are almost done with..only left with that damn physics paper..grrr...which i intend to finish by this week..i hope! i forgot what else i want to say...oh....GOOD LUCK TO ALL IN SIM FOR YOUR EXAMS AND ..........

HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY HORSIE!!!!!!!
p.s. your bday entry will come later!


now for some entertaintment...

saltz says:
aye did u know then when i was young, i used to listen to the radio

saltz says:
listening for my favourite song?

saltz says:
and when they played right...i used to sing along!

The lonely position of neutral. says:
yea haha err but i not so gian like u ahahaha

The lonely position of neutral. says:
nto gian

The lonely position of neutral. says:
sorry

The lonely position of neutral. says:
boh liao

The lonely position of neutral. says:
ahah next time buy tape or cd ahah

saltz says:
did u know tt those are lyrics?

saltz says:
haha

The lonely position of neutral. says:
issit

The lonely position of neutral. says:
ahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhaha

saltz says:
hahhahahaha u suck! those are lyrics from the carpenters song!

The lonely position of neutral. says:
oh

The lonely position of neutral. says:
hahahahahahaha

saltz says:
hahahahhaha

520am...eyes closing...brain dead...one page done...1300 words to go...oh my goodness...I WANT TO SLEEP!
this essay writing this is really getting on my nerves. and to top it off..my laptop keeps dying on me. yet another trusted tech gadget letting me down. what a disappointment.
my dear acer laptop..how could you? sigh...

do u not possess a street directory in your car? need directions while driving? fancy getting lost? if you've answered YES to all the questions above...then dial 1900-Ang-YingYing for the worst directions that you ever need on planet earth!

omg...i must say ayy is really the worst direction giver ever on planet earth! harry...if u think i am horrid...i say you are wrong! haha. on wed night after study camp, meems, hobz , ayy and i piled into meems car and made our way to west mall coz mel wanted to get some notes from her friend zaky...and we got directions from wally...but kinda forgot along the way..but..we thought that we'd manage to get there because our dear ayy said "trust me! i know the way!"...so we did....

after we passed jurong bus interchange...we were supposed to go straight ahead..but ayy started tapping on the window and shouting....go there! go there! ..now...where the hell is there ayy?! we can't interpret taps on the window from the front seat of the car while you are sitting behind!after much laughing and "you suck!"s, we figured that she was asking us to turn left...and then what happens??? we start heading down the road towards BOON LAY!

then our other passenger in the back...dear hobz..started shouting..."we are in kranji! i know! trust me! i know ok! i was just here yesterday!" then all 3 of us starts arguing with her that kranji is definitely not here..because we're following the west mrt line and not the north one!...but then she keeps insisting we are at kranji until we finally pass the sign that says LAKESIDE then she believes we are not at kranji..

these two koks...i swear......you dunno to laugh at them or strangle them! never take directions from them!

in the end..meems and i had to trade seats..and i drove while she read the street directory (no more instructions from ayy!)

so...we're nearing westmall...but we freaking can't find the macs...so we just keep going round and round the estate...and ayy starts tapping on the window and saying..."there!! the macs is there!! believe me la!! it's really there!" ..so all of us stare out the window but none of us see the macs! after much laughing once again...we finally arrive at macs!

if you've been to the science park...you'll know about that roller coaster ride slope...which i've never known about in my whole life! anyway..omg...it can freaking cause your heart to fly out of your mouth! so on our way back..we decide to head to the slope for some cheap thrill before going home...and then this time round..we put ayy in the front seat...because she insisted she knows the way back there!

hence we set out on our journey! along the way ayy keeps saying..."wahh!! it's damn exciting! i want to try it again! we must go a few times!"while hobz is sitting at the back and protesting like hell because she hates the heart-flying-out-of-your-mouth feeling! ayy gives the directions and we drive drive drive...then suddenly from the back...

me:"hey how come clementi fire station is in jurong?! so weird!"
hobz: "isn't this the way to your home elaine?!yayy!! no slope!! heng ah!"
meems:"no la it isn't....we're on the way to the slope! wait a min...isn't your home straight ahead elaine?!?!?!"
ayy: "yar...just go ahead and turn right it's my house already!"
3 of us:"...............!!!!!!!!!!OH MY GOD ELAINE ANG!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! WHY YOU DIRECT US TO YOUR HOUSE?!?!?!?"
ayy: "why? we're going back to my house what"
meems and i: "you keep saying you want to go to the slope too then why the hell you direct us to your house?!"
ayy:"hahahaha..i don't know the way to the slope! it's very complicated! we have to make a big round back there then back to my house!"
all of us:"........................!!!!!!!!!!!!"

in the end....after she got super a lot of scolding from us...we finally made it back to the slope and we went down it three times! haha! oh..and that biggest kok on earth...when we were like 5km away from the slope...she already started screaming in the car -_-"

only two words for you ayy...YOU SUCK! hahahahahah!

the things people do...

at ungodly hours of the day...people in nus...


...twirl their hair to aid concentration while immersed in statistics....


....sleep and drool away.........


...or just plain study! (p.s. new member!)

packaging is one of the essential factors that contribute to how well your product sells. i mean of course how established your brand name is plays a big part too. was at challengers with my family just now and my dad was on one of his buy-weird-IT-stuff trips once again. this time round he purchased this cd to teach himself how to use microsoft powerpoint (he does not trust my teaching skills...) and an external hard drive.

we stood at the external hard drive section for what seemed like ages choosing between the astone or seagate. seriously...i have never ever heard of these two brands before..ok maybe seagate...but never astone. astone was about 50 bucks cheaper for every disk memory capacity available...but in the end seagate won...i would think because of it's packaging!

so we bought the 120GB seagate external hard drive that came in this superbly beautiful big black (my fav!) box [picture the box that ur ipod came in and you'd get what i mean..]with the words "experience" printed across the cover...and wrapped beautifully..and it cost a bomb..259 bucks. and when we got home...i opened the huge box only to find this puny cpu looking thing sitting in the box..which got me totally pissed off..because..hey man! why give such a huge box when the thing's so damn small?! and..now i can't bear to throw the box away because it's so nice..but yet i have no use for it! sigh...

120GB Baracuda USB Hard Drive

the very nice black box
so..the conclusion of this story...i'm a sucker for packaging!

and..the computer heads!

i can't stand it anymore..i have to blog about my very funny nat hazard grp member! she's the biggest kok on earth..she doesn't intentionally talk rubbish but her kokness is just damn funny. anyway out of the all the sems of doing proj work..i think this sem i've been blessed with a very fun project group for geography. dunno if peach will agree...but i've never laughed so much at proj meetings before. ok...at least when i compare it to my other proj grp this sem..this one is much more fun!

of course we all know who this is...liang po po! hahahahaha...alright..it's actually peach.. if i were in my evil mood, i'd post the pic of her looking like E.T. haha..but nope..i'm in my nice mood today..so this one's up!











then there is fengyi...she has this slightly dazed look 24/7..haha and i realised today everytime when she open her mouth to speak..everyone else will speak at the same time...so in the end no one's listening to her! so tragic!








then..my sec 3 and 4 classmate..the blur kok iris! she's the reason why we're doing the proj together. because peach and i were late for our first tut..and everyone else had already formed their groups by the time we got there :s but luckily iris didn't have enough people yet..so we quickly chiong and choped her and gwen!






lastly..gwen..this is the kok of the group! just by the look of her photo you know what a kok she is already! her deafness is just freaking funny...this is why..

one day during tut...

me: aye! you look like my friend donna!
gwen: huh?! i look like madonna?!??!!

after that she got stuck with the nickname madonna..and the best part of it all..when she emailed us the other day...she signed off as madonna! peach and i laughed like hell!

today...

me: ok bye madonna! by the way i love your new single!
gwen: ok bye bye! huh what?! where is my bicycle?!?! what bicycle?!?!?

omg...peach and i couldn't stop laughing at her after that!

oh..we met benson outside the lib today...for once he does not look like an ah beng because he cut his hair

me: benson! aye..you cut your hair?
benson: aye! ya ya..nice or not?
me: not bad...you don't look beng anymore...
benson: (to peach) aye!...my hair nice or not?
peach: ya ya nice...you look like a butch now!
benson: !!!!!!!!!!!!!! yar now i'm becoming bisexual...
me: erm.......butch does not apply for guys.....

and there were more....

another of the original member of the study camp appeared tonight...EAYY...speaking of which...PETER LEE where the hell are you?! why are you not studying with us??

eayy: "aye one day..let's study until morning then we go to brekos for breakfast la!"
me: "siao! go yourself ah!"

eayy is mad..forever talking about going for breakfast...breakfast is a meal that does not exist in my life.hah!



eee..kua teo gui!

yet another new member....
















didn't manage to take photos of the rest who were here just now..but..i'll take their pics tmr night

Study Camp Sem 1, 2005

exams are about a month and a half away...and it may sound a little crazy to be part of the study camp now because it's really the rush-essays-till-you-collapse period...but..yes i'm part of the study camp, because...one really needs company while going through this torturous and traumatic experience..haha ok i'm exaggerating la. study camp started last night...

and i would like to announce the new member of the study camp....

















wally: "you don't tell me when you are taking..so that i will look more natural..."
me: "i took already!"
wally: "huh!"
me: hahahhaa
wally: " ah ok la...looks natural enough"
hahhahahaha

and the other members who turned up last night...


















2200 - on the phone...
meems: "hiiii!! i will be coming in 45 mins time..is it ok??"
me: "ok sure! see ya later!!"
2300 - meems not here yet..ok take a short nap....zzzzz
2330 - aye?? why not here yet..ok never mind..continue sleeping
2345 ....
meems: " hiiii!! i'm reaching in 5mins!!"
me: " ok! see ya downstairs!"
2350 - there's a freaking whale waiting for me at the foyer..and meems is sitting in it! everybod please check out her whale...sorry ...i mean SPACESHIP!
and meems...u are rip van winkle la

and....

this is supposed to be me..and i wasn't chatting..i was doing my work!

ok..time to start on my feature storyyyyyyyy......

p.s. hobbit...is the end of the end for real this time round? and my beginning hasn't even started.

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY XING!

splendid...just spent the entire night playing with my new gadget...

nokia 6230i

the black one of course! because..black is my fav colour! for those who don't know that...haiz...
anyway...i spent the entire night figuring out how to use the nokia pc suite and how to store mp3s, photos and what nots into the memory card of the hp..why? because i refuse be a slave of technology! i will never let them rule over me...i must always figure out how to use any tech stuff! hah! i like to be tech savvy..and not succumb to society's stereotyping of females as tech idiots...bladee blah blah blah...

i'm utterly sad that my panasonic x70 died on me :(

i waited for a whole yr to buy it...because i saw it in the business times in jan 2003 and i finally got it in dec 2005..but alas...it didn't last for 2 yrs :( (and i'm still paying for tt stupid starhub plan......bah!) and my dad can't stop calculating how the phone cost him a thousand bucks in all and it didn't even last for 2 yrs...eh not true lor...it didn't cost a thousand bucks when i bought it..he just happily add the subscription and phone bills and everything...and the even sadder part is that i'm a super big panasonic fan..because of the clam shell phones..but the sms-ing kills..and the phone has too many probs..sobz

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last sat was xing's 21st bday..and she held it at park lane service apartment.very nice place! but a little small for a huge party though! we the gluttons wiped out her entire buffet table..only after everyone stopped eating of course..haha..and then we hung ard until about 2 before mel, jin, hobz and i headed to mustafa. i got to drive mel's saab...woohoo..it was so nice! but driving to mustafa in the night's kinda scary man! we circled the whole place a few times before parking a street away from mustafa. we spent i dunno how long in that dusty place..and finally left with some kok purchases... then headed to geylang for tao huay...

guess who we saw there? zhang yao dong aka mj again...sianz...forever seeing him
we pretended that we didn't notice him..but the tao huay auntie spoilt it for us...

auntie to zyd(in chinese): wa! u're the actor right?! i keep thinking how come u are so familiar! now i remember that i saw u on tv!
zyd: heh heh heh
us (behind him) : *snigger*

then the auntie walks towards our table..and while i am still laughing at the kok thing she did...she taps me on the shoulder and went

auntie: ni hou mian zuo ge ming xing leh!!! (there's a star behind u!)
me: errr...orh...hur hur...
auntie: ming xing leh! ni zhi dao mah??
me: *nod nod* ah..zhi dao...

then she turns to walk away...and i turn to mel and make one of my kok faces...and then wah lau the auntie turns ard and catches me making the stupid face...sianz -_-"

anyway...on the way to my home after tt ...mel drove over i shan't say what..but it was yucky..so we headed to the car wash to get her car cleaned up...and then guess what? the name of the car wash was..."wash and run" -_-"

so we sat in the car while the people gave the car a foam wash..which was quite exciting...coz i haven't been in one for the longes time ever..hahaha...in the car

jin: aye...won't the water leak into the car??
mel and i: errr........!!!!
mel: eh then how do u think i normally wash my car??
jin: errr....oh ya ah...
us: hahahahhaha..kok!

while waiting for the man to finish cleaning the car...

mel: ah faa...shld i pee at ur house or here ah???
me (stonning): hmm..i dunno man...i think u better ask the man??
mel: ............??????
me:.......errr.......
mel:........hahahhahahahahah!!! what the hell?! i asked if i shld pee at ur house or here?!??!!
me: HAHAHAHHA...shit! i thought u asked if u shld pay here or at the counter!!
mel:............!!!!u better blog about this!!

ok...yes..so here it is! heh....ok shit...1am..i have to start on my olympics essay..booohooo